Elliott Kalan

@ElliottKalan

Author of HORSE MEETS DOG!(Also writer for MST3K, The Daily Show, , that Spider-Man/Sauron comics panel).

New York City
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2010.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. velj

    My eighteen month old calls rice “gice”, and we tried to correct him but he refused to say “rice”, and now everyone in the family calls rice “gice” as if we always called it that, and that’s basically the story of the Trump presidency.

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    Once again remembering that I enjoy events more when I engage with them sincerely rather than keep up with the takes on Twitter. See everybody later!

    2 proslijeđena tweeta 77 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  3. 2. velj

    Reading a Sinclair Lewis novel and just got to a passage where he denigrates feet as “fringed with imitation fingers”, and I might as well quit being a writer because I’ll never come up with anything that perfect.

    8 replies 25 proslijeđenih tweetova 246 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    New FLOP HOUSE episode! We’re taking a break from big movies still in the theaters to talk about a little movie that was never in theaters, with a big monster!

    NEW EPISODE ALERT
    5 replies 7 proslijeđenih tweetova 105 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    30. sij

    Cool! Thanks ! Folks, if you don't have a library card, get a library card! Second, go watch I, Claudius on Hoopla so you can be ready for and 's upcoming podcast, I, Podius!

    Oh joy o bliss In prep for and 's much anticipated Podcast which humorously reviews and discusses the 1970's classic I-Claudius (popular with teenage boys for some odd reason) Libraries distribute it FREE from
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  6. 30. sij

    The great 's new book, the great BERING STRAIT, is now available to order from Amazon, and now you have no excuse for not experiencing this mind-warping tale of caveman adventure!

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  7. 30. sij

    I bought a cursed artifact from a little trinket shop in Chinatown, and when I went back to return it, the shop was gone! Because the rents went up when the area gentrified, and now the shop is an Apple store.

    10 replies 16 proslijeđenih tweetova 335 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  8. 27. sij

    This is my gift to all who attended ’s Wisconsin show: an unbreakable mental link between University pretensions and Wayne Knight.

    Because of 's pre-live-show slide show, every single time I walk into Union South and see the UW-Madison seal and motto, I think "From Newman, light" and laugh.
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  9. 25. sij

    If you’re wondering how long it would take you to abandon society’s laws after the apocalypse, just go to a busy parking lot and try to find a space. The results may surprise you!

    12 replies 15 proslijeđenih tweetova 180 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  10. 25. sij

    Thank you, southern twitter users, for your genuinely interesting answers to my Lincoln question! I appreciate your responses!

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  11. 25. sij

    A question I’m genuinely curious about: what’s the feeling about Abraham Lincoln in the modern south? Not looking for snark or jokes, I want actual answers from actual southerners.

    3 proslijeđena tweeta 62 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    18. sij

    We return to our normal release schedule of non-theatrical newish films with this live Happytime Murders episode from our vault.

    12 proslijeđenih tweetova 100 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  13. 14. sij

    Retweeting this mainly to bring more attention to ’s great “end homelessness in Flagstaff” drive at , but also to share this little glimpse of my early comedy days.

    Starting with . He's a hilarious writer and one of my first friends in comedy. He used to host a show after mine in NYC called "The Midnight Kalan" and it included a bit called "The Rambo Room" in which he'd pretend to be Rambo. Thank you for your generosity Elliott!
    Prikaži ovu nit
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  14. 11. sij

    All is CATS. There is nothing that is not CATS.

    Tweet je nedostupan.
    8 replies 6 proslijeđenih tweetova 126 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  15. 11. sij

    It has arrived! CATTERDAMMERUNG!!! With special guests and !

    ZAG! SURPRISE OFF-WEEK FLOP HOUSE EPISODE! CATSCATSCATSCATSCATS!
    5 replies 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 108 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  16. 11. sij

    Twitter Hivemind, I have a very boring question: where in Los Angeles can I get a bookcase built to specific dimensions? All the places I've found online so far have very fancy looking websites, which means they are probably not for me.

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    10. sij

    Get weird with us January 18th at . Tickets for You Cant Call Me ALIVE are on sale. You can also see from / sing some songs. And of course, you can see Deanna Rooney as AL.

    7 replies 13 proslijeđenih tweetova 142 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. 8. sij

    This article about Adam Driver somehow includes cameos by and , thus making it my new favorite article.

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    8. sij

    Just had a very Jellicle recording session with our Jellicle guests , and (not pictured, due to being in LA with Elliott).

    10 replies 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 255 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  20. 8. sij

    The peculiar first world guilt of skimming the 20-page article on what we’ve done to Afghanistan, so you can soak in every word of the profile of Adam Driver.

    1 reply 6 proslijeđenih tweetova 71 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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