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Jake Ellenberger
@EllenbergerMMA
Family Man. Fighter. Investor. Adventurer.
Table Tennis Champion.
Joined March 2010
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Miss you Jake. Have a great day.
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Loved watching you in the Octagon. Enjoy the acting.
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New York, Good morning
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Coachability wins.
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Instructions from the coroner need to be very specific. The Marine corps acronym KISS; Keep It Simple Stupid.
Your fighter is in crisis mode, how about try and give them a roadmap to adjust.
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“Character is fate.” — Heraclitus
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To possess quietude— exterior and interior— on command. To hear only what needs to be heard.
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To Seneca, if a person can develop peace within themselves • Apatheia as the called it; then the whole world could be at war, and they could still think well, work well, and be well.
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A little rain in Vegas and everybody has 2 left feet.
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People will accept your unbelievable demands of them if you match them with even greater demands of yourself.
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What. A. Year. 🔥
From new innovations that quickly became fan favorites, to great partners who climbed to the pinnacle of their sport, we’re so proud of what we accomplished in 2022 and are hyped for what 2023 has in store for #TeamHyperice.
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Legendary George Carlin.
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Got time for a few fart jokes?
The great GEORGE CARLIN has.
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Keep hammering Nebraska 🔨
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Having trouble getting a Merchant account?
Email me Jake@rytepayments.com
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When you go through hard shit, the scar tissue tower of resilience gets built.
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Entitlement is creating weak-minded individuals.
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Plenty of room at the Top,
But there’s nowhere to sit down.
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Talent is overrated. nails it! Levels beyond talent. I lived it. Game of inches once you hit the top tier.
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Ellenberger shuts off Sean Pierson with a left hook in round one.
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Ellenberger knocks down Mike Pyle and finishes him with punches in round two.
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He seems to squeeze really hard too.
Ellenberger submits Josh Koscheck via North/South choke, as Koscheck fought through the Ninja Choke.
What a crazy sequence, and Kos foaming at the mouth is a brutal image.
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Highly recommend going back and watching some of his fights.
Start with Condit/Ellenberger.
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Jake Ellenberger hits really hard, a thread:
His UFC debut vs. Carlos Condit. Ellenberger knocks Condit down twice in the first round.
He would lose the fight via split decision.
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Why is it always the holidays, when you realize how many emotionally adolescent adults are around you….
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Rare savings on MH favorites, like the Normatec Go and Hypervolt Go 2. trib.al/aTSrMc7
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True Chess Match Main Event #ufc281
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One of the Greats
Thank you
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To be steady while the world spins around you. To act without frenzy. To hear only what needs to be heard. To possess quietude— exterior and interior— on command. <Stillness>
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Your self respect needs to be stronger than your feelings.
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Trust the discipline you know;
Love the discipline you know and let it support you… Marcus Aurelius
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Hopkins game winner like he’s got Hyperice in his veins
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CHIEFS!
CHIEFS!
CHIEFS!
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