ur manhating friend~

@ElizSimins

mostly cats, often comics, also games sometimes // i am a cool & nice person who accepts gifts: ♥︎♥︎♥︎

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  2. 2 hours ago

    good morning i could tell someone was having a cigarette in the courtyard of my building because i could smell it send help

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  3. 11 hours ago

    I am in subtweet heaven

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  4. retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Oh my god it's full of Elizabeths

    10:07 PM - 30 May 2015 · Details
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    18 hours ago

    I've never wanted to watch anything less in my entire life

    4:28 PM - 30 May 2015 · Details
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  6. 18 hours ago

    "i lost two followers tweeting about cat penises" — , quietly, from my couch

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  7. 19 hours ago

    EVERYONE WITH PENIS-HAVING CATS KNOWS THIS

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  8. 19 hours ago

    ok but to be fair: CATS HAVE WEIRD CREEPY PENISES THOUGH

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  9. May 30

    g o o d n i g h t b i t c h e s

    Translated from Vietnamese by

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  10. May 30

    COMIC SUBMITTED

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    12:10 AM - 30 May 2015 · Details
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    May 30

    sext: you clean your walls...i daringly clean my walls

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  12. May 30

    there are so many candidates for "adventure time episode with best songs in it" but incendium is such a strong contender for #1

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    May 29

    YouTube was created bc the Janet Jackson Super Bowl "breast exposure" happened and the founder couldn't find a clip

    5:29 PM - 29 May 2015 · Details
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  14. May 29

    my productivity is like water in that it changes to fit the shape of however much time i have to do a thing which sucks

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    Mar 24

    When one of your mates has one too many and embarrasses the squad

    7:35 AM - 24 Mar 2015 · Details
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  16. May 29

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  17. May 29

    or or even

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    May 29

    people can go to the donate button on or the blind lady versus patreon!

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  19. May 29

    ugh so many ways to pay me: elizabeth.simins@gmail for paypal~

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    May 29

    Ladies, post your PayPals. It's Friday & I'm sure men have you because they've "learned so much".

    200 retweets 172 favorites
  21. May 29

    someone within a square mile of me is eating garlic bread i hate my new nose this is fucking torture

    1 retweet 11 favorites

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