ur manhating friend~

@ElizSimins

mostly cats, often comics, also games sometimes // i am a cool & nice person who accepts gifts: ♥︎♥︎♥︎

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Joined March 2009

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  1. good morning i could tell someone was having a cigarette in the courtyard of my building because i could smell it send help

  2. I am in subtweet heaven

  3. Oh my god it's full of Elizabeths

  4. I've never wanted to watch anything less in my entire life

  5. "i lost two followers tweeting about cat penises" — , quietly, from my couch

  6. EVERYONE WITH PENIS-HAVING CATS KNOWS THIS

  7. ok but to be fair: CATS HAVE WEIRD CREEPY PENISES THOUGH

  8. g o o d n i g h t b i t c h e s

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  9. COMIC SUBMITTED

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  10. sext: you clean your walls...i daringly clean my walls

  11. there are so many candidates for "adventure time episode with best songs in it" but incendium is such a strong contender for #1

  12. YouTube was created bc the Janet Jackson Super Bowl "breast exposure" happened and the founder couldn't find a clip

  13. my productivity is like water in that it changes to fit the shape of however much time i have to do a thing which sucks

  14. When one of your mates has one too many and embarrasses the squad

  15. or or even

  16. people can go to the donate button on or the blind lady versus patreon!

  17. ugh so many ways to pay me: elizabeth.simins@gmail for paypal~

  18. Ladies, post your PayPals. It's Friday & I'm sure men have you because they've "learned so much".

  19. someone within a square mile of me is eating garlic bread i hate my new nose this is fucking torture

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