ElissaSchappell

@ElissaSchappell

Writer, author of Blueprints for Building Better Girls, and Use Me. Contributing Editor Vanity Fair / Editor-at-large Tin House. Fun at a party. Hell at home.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2011
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  1. Jul 5

    BREAKING: Federal judge blocks state of Kansas from cutting off Medicaid funding for Planned Parenthood.

    1,231 retweets 1,689 likes
  2. Jun 28

    « What we see changes who we are. »

    43 retweets 61 likes
  3. Jul 4

    Wish I was at July 4 bbq w/ these ladies eating dogs + drinking gin out of a watermelon in macrame flag bikinis

    The Writing Life: Talking & laughing w/ , &
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  4. Jun 28 Dublin City, Ireland

    TX Gov. Abbott responds to SCOTUS ruling with threats to protect chastity of Texas' women by swallowing all the keys to their chastity belts

    4 retweets 6 likes
  5. Jun 27 Washington, DC

    This was a just decision. Whatever your view on abortion, Texas regs made choice available to some & not others.

    Supreme Court strikes down Texas abortion restrictions
    206 retweets 594 likes
  6. Jun 23

    If the sit in does little more than remind American voters that the GOP are the NRA's bitches and give Paul Ryan diarrhea that'll be enough

    2 retweets 12 likes
  7. Jun 22

    We who believe in freedom cannot rest. Democrats stage sit-in on House floor to force gun vote ❤️👊🏾

    12 retweets 25 likes
  8. Jun 22

    I've got a constitutional god given right to sell guns to people on the terrorist watchlist and, if I wish, to also include a small toy.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  9. Jun 22

    GOP solution to stop mass shootings: Other people carrying guns. This turns mass shooting into massive shootout killing everyone

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  10. Jun 22

    Senate rejects commonsense gun control. Wanna see how much $$$ your senator gets from gun lobby? via

    3 retweets 3 likes
  11. Jun 20

    So awkward when some one realizes that they're not actually dreaming but have indeed forgotten to wear pants.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  12. Jun 20

    Please tell me that all of these men in this bar wearing hideously patterned elastic waistband pants are chefs. You

    1 retweet 8 likes
  13. Jun 20

    The Writing Life: Talking & laughing w/ , &

    5 retweets 1 like
  14. Jun 20

    Moment of sheer horror believing I lost the strip of pix snapped in Franklin Park photo booth! Oh Penina!

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  15. Jun 19 Brooklyn, NY

    Watching Danerys riding away on the back of her dragon it's just like National Velvet but with smoke and fire and lots of blood.

    1 retweet 8 likes
  16. Jun 19 Brooklyn, NY

    Hope when GOP convention is in Cleveland media broadcasts locker room hijinks--Christie + Ryan hosing Trump down with celebratory champagne

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  17. Jun 19 Brooklyn, NY

    Oh, to be Steph Curry's mouthguard.

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  18. Jun 19 Brooklyn, NY

    For the love of Bill Russell pls less footage of owner's kids pawing the trophy and more of the players hefting their kids in the air.

    1 retweet 16 likes
  19. Jun 19 Brooklyn, NY

    You'd have to be made of spam and gristle not to be happy for the Cavaliers finally bringing a championship home after half a century

    6 retweets 13 likes
  20. Jun 19

    Frenchwoman on NPR assuring listeners partners can rebuild trust after affair Good news as I'm pretty sure I'm ready to have an affair w/her

    7 likes

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