Elisabeth Longo

@ElisabethLongo

Color my life with the chaos of trouble.

Orlando, FL
Joined April 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 26

    Apparently my friend got a text asking who the "drunk Emma Watson" was on her Snapchat story. It was me. And I'll take it.

    14 likes
  2. Jun 7

    Me: text myself something from my work phone to my personal phone Also me: ohh somebody texted me!

    2 likes
  3. Jun 6

    I still think it's super weird how FB shows you when your friend tags someone (that you're not friends with) in the comments of a post.

  4. Jun 5

    Omg this group date is such a trap to see which of these guys will hit on these girls.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Spend 12 years trying to get hired to direct Wonder Woman. Get hired. 93% Rotten Tomatoes $100 million domestic debut. Male critic:

    1,542 replies 42,877 retweets 105,557 likes
  6. Jun 2

    Reading all these cute "in memory of plaques" on these waterfront benches and literally crying.

    1 like
  7. Jun 1

    Update: they "left passangers at the gate" so they're reopening the doors... 😑

    No better feeling than when you're sitting on an airplane & the doors close once everyone has boarded & the seat next to you is still empty
    3 likes
  8. Jun 1

    No better feeling than when you're sitting on an airplane & the doors close once everyone has boarded & the seat next to you is still empty

    5 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 31

    Ya know what Guacamole, I'm extra too.

    134 replies 29,660 retweets 65,477 likes
  10. May 31

    0:33
    Spicer on 'covfefe' tweet: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant."
    1 like
  11. May 30

    All I could think of when seeing this pic

    1 reply 4 likes
  12. May 29

    Yesssssss, girl.

    "I’m really going to need you to get the f*@% out!” -Rachel
    1 like
  13. Retweeted
    May 28

    I didn't watch your Snapchat. I clicked it and hit it again so it would clear. Didn't care about it one bit. Watched less than a second.

    73 replies 9,476 retweets 25,162 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 24

    I wonder how many hours I've wasted trying to find something new to watch on Netflix, only to end up watching Always Sunny or The Office

    25 retweets 93 likes
  15. May 24

    Blink-182 said nobody likes you when you're 23. BUT I'M 24 NOW. So boys, you are now allowed to like me again.

    8 likes
  16. May 23

    3 likes
  17. May 22

    Rachel is a smart girl. There is no way she chose to kept Waboom on her own. Why you gotta do that to her ??

    3 likes
  18. May 22

    A boy tells me to close my eyes & tickles me the first night I meet him? He gets a kick where it hurts.

    1 reply
  19. May 22

    "See ya later, litigator" - Josiah, my new fave

    1 reply 5 likes
  20. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2015

    This made my day. 12/10 please enjoy

    548 replies 29,332 retweets 57,089 likes
  21. May 22

    When the news does a story about KPMG's new training facility in Orlando & says they'll be teaching lots of people to do "tax audits" 😑🙄😒

    1 retweet

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