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BREAKING: White House siege canceled due to the rain Apparently all it took to stop the people’s revolution was some drip droppy sky water The “resistance” apparently forgot to add “water resistance” to their arsenal
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@nasa IS THE BIGGEST TAX SCAM IN UNITED STATES HISTORY - Show replies
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Snowflakes melt in the rain.
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They are so hydrophobic
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Unless they're transfluid. Personally I identify as Cheerwine.
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Meanwhile in Florida...
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Wait till it gets cold.
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