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@ElijahSchaffer
Host of Slightly Offens*ve tinyurl.com/5y9jh7vv Podcast | Rogue Reporter | Join My Community elijahschaffer.locals.com | Traveling
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Hi everyone, I’m a dad now and Kez is a mom Schaffer family is now 3 people strong We are with family as planned & everyone is happy, healthy, & taking a break from our show schedule so that we can focus on each other. Love you all See elijahschaffer.locals.com for updates
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There are some cultures so easily triggered that face paint would offend them
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Teenagers at it again!
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🚨#BREAKING: Chaotic Scene Unfolds in Downtown Chicago as Teenagers Vandalize Cars and Gunfire Erupts 📌#Chicago | #Illinois There is currently a significant police response taking place in downtown Chicago due to a large group of teenagers causing chaos. They have been… Show more
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Don’t waste your potential today. Do your best. Overcome temptation. Resist the devil. Seek goodness. Serve God
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Depressed and anxious women 30+ years old with no kids or family are finding out the hard way on tiktok It’s a viral trend, millions of views, and endless comments of others relating
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Republicans are gonna lose cause they are sending cease and desist letters over memes instead of focusing on winning hearts to their cause Crazy how out of touch the party has become recently. Boomer tier comedy at this point Hope they get focused cause democrats are laughing
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Highway to hell was supposed to only be a song, not a reality on the way to work
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Woman attacks a man trying to save her life
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I saw a homeless woman walk onto the max tracks and then stay on the tracks as a train approached. She wouldn’t listen so I had to physically remove her and her cart of belongings before the train came. As I struggled to remove her she punched me in the face, ripped my jacket
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Good post, I hate memes like this. This young man can catch fish, make fires, build canoes, perform CPR and probably many other useful things. Good for him. Boys his age who scroll TikTok and jerk off all day make memes like this. He’s a shining example.
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Richard Cooper
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Actually, not true, it's boy scouts knots that taught me how easy it is to undo a bra with one hand.
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Being a dad is the greatest challenge you'll never be ready for but can always train to do better!
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⚡️(Hyper) Trophy Dad⚡️
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Gm. It’s a great day to better ourselves for our kids. What are you doing to be a (Hyper)Trophy Dad today?
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Excellent Aging Room cigar while prepping for a meeting tomorrow about the return of my show in a few weeks
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Literal Queen 👑 I used to slam beans on toast. It’s like nothing else
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Gretchen Lynn
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One of my favorite Tiktokers ended her video with her "British staple dinner" WTF IS THIS 🤣🤣
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Beans are the ultimate breakfast food Americans are missing from their diet There is no product like this in the USA though except at World Market or speciality retailers High protein too
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20 months since John's "suicide", 12 months since filing the appeal with the Barcelona courts to release the complete autopsy report, & 4 months passed the courts deadline for the ruling on the appeal I continue to wait for a resolution.
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646 días 'atrapada en España' sin poder enterrar el cuerpo de su marido, el creador del antivirus más famoso socy.es/83upk2
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Lauren Witzke
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I was just looking at my 2017 mug shot and was reminded this morning of how good God is. Sometimes I look at my country and think: “Wow what a hopeless situation we’re in…” BUT then I’m reminded that I was the MOST hopeless of cases and Jesus still reached down and saved… Show more
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Atheist point to post-modern Christian cults that Christians universally condemn as “false religions” & go: “but it’s in a church” Bro, they have night clubs in churches, Hozier made a song “take me to church” - it’s not Christianity just cause it borrows some elements
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Tucker Carlson: "My tolerance for atheism has really dwindled to nothing at this point."
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