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    Elie Mystal‏Verified account @ElieNYC 2 Jun 2021

    So my horrible law school FedSoc story is... that me a couple of guys had this barbershop quartet thing going and we donated, ourselves, at a Dutch auction for some "good cause" or another that I can't remember. FedSoc *bought* me and made me sing at their annual dinner. :(

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      2. Elie Mystal‏Verified account @ElieNYC 2 Jun 2021

        I didn't cry or complain though. Didn't try to get them *suspended* or *investigated* or anything. I just... fulfilled the obligation I freely entered into and learned a powerful lesson about goddamn Dutch auctions.

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      3. Elie Mystal‏Verified account @ElieNYC 2 Jun 2021

        (Okay, that's partially a lie, I absolutely DID complain, mightily, to everyone, for years, including right now. And probably cried. But, I did it is the point.)

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      4. Elie Mystal‏Verified account @ElieNYC 2 Jun 2021

        Wife says "definitely cried."

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      5. Elie Mystal‏Verified account @ElieNYC 2 Jun 2021

        In fairness, I "had it coming," after a fashion. I was in the school "law revue" that year and I made *quite a bit of fun* at the FedSoc's expense. So, you know, I don't have a glass jaw. I can dish it out *and* take it. Though I prefer the former.

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      1. BirdsRUs‏ @1800birds4u 2 Jun 2021
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        jesus

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      1. WarrenCrat  🗽 🏳️‍🌈 ⚛️ 🌵‏ @shesnottrump 2 Jun 2021
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        Do we have the video?

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      1. Nayyera‏Verified account @nayyeroar 2 Jun 2021
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        Oh My God — is this a story you will tell the kids or your bury it forever in the vault (of Twitter.)

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      1. Grant Stern is boosted!‏Verified account @grantstern 2 Jun 2021
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        Omg

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      1. Barred and Boujee‏ @AudreLawdAMercy 2 Jun 2021
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        literally clasped my chest in horror

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