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I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them.

3:26 PM · Jul 29, 2013

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:I hide photos on my pc of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS & VACUUMS so my dog wont find them.”

Why? are you naked?

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: I hide photos on my computer of me petting zoo animals in a file named FIREWORKS & VACUUMS so my dog won't find them”

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dogs can be so judgmental cant they?

seriously ? Your dog doesn't like fireworks ?