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    Eli Lake‏Verified account @EliLake 15 May 2009
    Replying to @reihan

    @reihansalam Luv da police/Hug da police/we need em cause we bleedin from these bangers in the street/that's my attitude/show cops gratitude

    11:32 AM - 15 May 2009
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    26 replies 249 retweets 267 likes
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      1. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake

        .@EliLake @Reihansalampic.twitter.com/yd00UgmkNz

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      1. Personal Beavis‏ @red_mercer 13 Apr 2016
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        your nudes leaked @EliLake @Reihansalampic.twitter.com/UWzmivJaAm

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      1. Personal Beavis‏ @red_mercer 26 Dec 2016
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        .@EliLake @reihansalampic.twitter.com/MpCW1zV8p0

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      1. Dudebro Dudebro-Ghali (Main character on Weed Muba‏ @WeedMubarak 13 Apr 2016
        Replying to @EliLake

        beautiful @EliLake @Reihansalampic.twitter.com/1K7Nig2NyO

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      1. kevin shark‏ @boynamedshark 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake @deep_beige @Reihansalam

        eli you are describing a paramedic

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      1. Senator Chuckles‏ @dadsyellinagain 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake @Reihansalam

        Someone please compile a 90s-style xerox zine of these so I can read them in 'slam poet' style, all acapella and tears

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      1. Hang the DJ‏ @Dockjaw 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @virgiltexas @Reihansalam

        Have you ever done an illegal amount of ambien and logged on to Twitter

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      1. LaBête‏ @VeiledKing 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake

        @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @Reihansalam Holy shit, I thought one of you guys made this up at first... "Hug da police" ...brilliant

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      1. The Continental‏ @QuialeC 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake

        @kept_simple @Reihansalam worse J Cole flow ever

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      1. an internet baby‏ @WorstPlace 26 Dec 2016
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        @virgiltexas @Reihansalam is this to the tune of darkwing duck or what

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      1. VEGETARIAN 🌽FUCKBOI‏ @LeftistBadboi 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EliLake

        @deep_beige @Reihansalam "God damn it, all my rhymes are fucking EMPTY PLATITUDES!"

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      1. Vandal On The Boards‏ @The_Pursuit 26 Dec 2016
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        wtf did I just read?

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      1. Woke Snorlax‏ @BlackulaJonez 26 Dec 2016
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        @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @Reihansalam #BlameHamilton

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      1. Jason Berger‏ @JasonBerger1 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @Reihansalam

        this is the worst tweet ever made

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      1. mistress misandry‏ @hannahtraining 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @shujaxhaider @Reihansalam

        Lollllllllll

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      1. In Search of a Lost Chord‏ @WertherGreene 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @ArmyStrang @Reihansalam

        1 good cop is worth his/her weight in gold x 100.

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      1. cameron is dead‏ @5deadwhiteguys 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @Reihansalam

        short answer: no. long answer: fuck no.

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      1. E.F.F.E.C.T‏ @j_lowd 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @EliLake @Reihansalam

        @KarlRove called you a wankster.

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