Christianity was declared dead in 2105. Six years later, Islam followed. Understaffed corporations, forced to compete with UBI, stepped in.
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The Scrumban School, which taught that the inherent sin of existence could only be erased through purifying action, rose to dominance.
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The Six Sigma heretics, preaching that perfection could be attained in this world through constant disruption, rebelled.
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Thus began the Third World War. It raged for five decades before coming to an abrupt end by the warriors of a new religion, the Toyota Way.
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The Toyotists fought without fear of death: their ancient documents taught them that death was merely a passage to a paradise called Ja-Pan.
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The last casualty of the war: capitalism. It wasn't killed by its own contradictions—it looked out a window one day and blew its brains out.
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Some say capitalism is still out there, sleeping in the ruins of the once-holy Harvard Business School, to return in a time of great peril.
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