A blacksmith NPC who was smitten with my clueless and slightly savage half orc barb promised that in exchange for a kiss said he'd give her a Greataxe for a huge discount. Not knowing what a kiss is, she asked her party and ended up rubbing her fangs on his cheek
She got her axe though! It also broke on a natural one leading to her going back and and nearly killing him until he made her a new one, now she's happily smashing heads in with her new beautiful bloodstained axe