Elaine Brandon

@ElaineBrandon

. of flash and . fan. Owner of dry sense of and eclectic taste.

England, United Kingdom
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. srp 2019.

    “It is what it is” But is ‘it’ enough? What if there Was a different path And I missed the turning Along the way. Is this really where I should be, How I should feel? Or is there something more Waiting for me. Let’s see.

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  2. prije 1 sat

    Does anyone else do this, or is it just me? 😂

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  3. prije 3 sata

    Me when get home from a long day and look at the bag of books I have to mark for tomorrow. ⬇️

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  4. prije 11 sati

    Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.

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  5. prije 13 sati

    I have a hospital appointment this morning. I left work in plenty of time to get here but have only just made it. First a massive tailback on the motorway, then it took me more than half an hour to find somewhere to park. So frustrating!

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  6. 3. velj

    I wish Twitter had an 'I'm sorry to hear that' button. It seems so wrong to be 'liking' someone's crap news. I get that it's an acknowledgement, but still...

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  7. 3. velj

    Be a breath of fresh air in someone else's day.

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    3. velj

    Happy friends! I’m almost to that magical algorithmic number of followers, and I need that . Can you HELP me get to 1,000 with a follow frenzy?

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  10. 3. velj

    Overheard at school: Kid 1: My mum feels bad for me so she's buying me an iPhone11. Kid 2: When my mum feels bad for me she takes me to McDonald's.

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  12. 2. velj

    Just a friendly so you're ready for tomorrow!

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  13. 2. velj

    Rebel Wilson wins the funniest speech award. Total legend!

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    NO STONE UNTURNED London October 1886: A suspicious death, stolen gems and an unclaimed reward: who will be the victor in a deadly game of cat and mouse?

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    talking about their feelings - the biggest killer of OUR young men is SUICIDE Let’s stop telling our men to MAN UP

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  17. 2. velj

    Because sometimes you need to remind yourself how special you are.

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    At the book sale today: Tiny girl 1: You should get this book. Tiny girl 2: Why? Tiny girl 1: Because it's good. Tiny girl 2: OK. *puts book in basket* Word of mouth, my friends, word of mouth. It's that simple. 👍

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    Women problems, as written by male writers: my boobs bounced boobily as I boobled down the stairs Actual problems: my hands were so cold while I was taking my bra off it felt like a ghost tried to give me a back rub

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    2. velj

    Do something everyday that brings you closer to your goals.

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  21. 2. velj

    Just let me sleep for a couple of weeks and I'll be back on it.

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