I am so romantic I hug my wife when I sleep. I won't mention the fact that I immediately farted afterwards.
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@eljeppy Thats how I felt when she told me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@eljeppy@wrenworkman I liked the touch of realism. Could only have been improved by pulling the covers over her head for maximum effect. -
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@eljeppy Had I been awake, that may have happened.
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