"We've got an oven ready (Brexit) deal, put it in the microwave as soon as we get back from the election."
@BorisJohnson insists his #Brexit deal is ready to go and the Conservatives can deliver an exit from the EU by January next year.
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Trouble is it's full of metal knives and forks. If, god forbid, you do win I hope the whole thing blows up in your face. Bitter sweet since the whole country will suffer the actual damage.