Hi folks - here's what's going on.
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The Boris Bus: 2016: Welcome aboard the Brexit bus to Sunny Uplands. It'll be the easiest trip ever and we'll pay you! 2019: er...great news, folks. We are diverting to Shitty Bottom and the cost is now 2 grand! We have locked the doors for...er...democracy and stuff.