Prime Minister Boris Johnson says his offer for more time on the Brexit deal in exchange for a new election is "reasonable" and it is up to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn to "decide whether he wants to get this deal done or not"
2016: Welcome aboard the Brexit bus to Sunny Uplands. It'll be the easiest trip ever and we'll pay you! 2019: er...great news, folks. We are diverting to Shitty Bottom and the cost is now 2 grand! We have locked the doors for...er...democracy and stuff.
