Me last night: Okay, so I'm gonna read a chapter in a book to relax before bedtime
Book: Oh, you just wait, silly girl. I may not normally be scary, but this chapter is so full of horror it'll make you sh*t your pants
*reading chapter
*putting the book down
Me: 
#reading
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