... FML.... opened my car door, the shaking of the car must have tipped the scale on a monster energy drink I left in the car unopened... the soda exploded turning into a flying sticky soda missile that went straight into my crotch...
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... FML.... opened my car door, the shaking of the car must have tipped the scale on a monster energy drink I left in the car unopened... the soda exploded turning into a flying sticky soda missile that went straight into my crotch...
