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Needed: 1 Best Friend. Must be willing to point at gross men on the street and say "Haha check out your new boyfriend!" with me FOR HOURS

10:22 PM · Sep 14, 2012

Can I be the gross man?

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I can do it. I mean, I already do it with my imaginary best friend. How much does it pay?

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Dr. Unicorn Glitter Face

i invented that game. used to play with mom. one day she pointed at a 12-yo Indian boy & said "I know you like the dark ones"

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where do I send my resume?

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@BarbieRaeJepsen

being a gross man I'd probably get confused......then vomit on your shoes

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"Your team"

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it's like all of my dreams are coming true at once

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I'm your girl, but you also must be willing to go up and hug random Asian ladies and ask children on the street for money

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