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CREEPY DEFINITELY CREEPY
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You need help, Elijah. You are unwell - like, clinically. Now I'm terrified of what kind of bedtime stories you tell those adorable redheaded babies of yours!!
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I have one where a knight decapitates a goblin and speaks to the head. No joke.pic.twitter.com/1FF7yBk1Gj
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<frantically searches for the number to Child Protective Services>
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I tell them all the Bible stories and censor nothing
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Using King James verbage only... “And he smote the men of Beth-shemesh... "
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“And David returned with the foreskins on two hundred philistines, and laid the bag at the feet of King Saul”
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"Daddy, what is circumcision?"
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“It’s when they slice off the end of a boys pook”
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