Colleen Ross

@EenyBeany

Marketer, book lover, mac n' cheese connoisseur, wannabe cartographer, homebody who actually manages to pull off some pretty big adventures.

Probably My House
Joined March 2011

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  1. Oh, barf. No, together you make two people in a co-dependent relationship.

  2. -Skip the drinks? The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. The drinks get us drunk.

  3. I honestly think my favorite thing about was that it reminded me how awesome Juice Newton is.

  4. Things I've decided, tonight, that I'm going to start doing: hoop , bat house building, . Maybe it's time for bed?

  5. What idiot decided to replace lime with green apple ones? Bad call, guys. Bad call.

  6. When you get into bed & remember the ONLY THING you told yourself you had to get done today was changing the sheets.

  7. When we leave, we always keep the radio on. Rush Limbaugh, of course, so they know we have guns in the house.

  8. -We're without wenches and leeches.

  9. Retweeted

    –Y'know what we're finally gonna have? –A WASPy old man in the Supreme Court? –A smooth confirmation process. –You think? –It's gonna sail.

  10. "Once I sprained my pecs lifting a bird bath and they were no good to me ever again."

  11. First news that hasn't interested me. If she's there as romantic interloper for L&L, so help me God.

  12. I've never been more excited about anything entertainment-related in my life!

  13. "Only prostitutes have 2 glasses of wine w/ lunch." "Well buy me a boa & send me to Reno 'cause I'm open for business!"

  14. The 5 meals I've made so far have been tastier than 95% of the restaurant food I've eaten in my life.

  15. We're on our 2nd week of . Tonight's Salmon w/ Salsa Verde & Spinach Faro salad? I kind of want to marry it.

  16. Colleen Ross followed , and
    • @jessicahische

      Founder & CEO of something, eventually

    • @CEStencils

      Cutting Edge Stencils creates beautiful stencils for DIY decor. Our stencils are designed by pros, easy to use, cost effective and fun!

  17. "I've got gas! Ignore the words, just focus on the enthusiasm."

  18. In reply to

    Me. So very, very often me. : Woman Can’t Wait To Get Home And Take Off Uncomfortable Persona

  19. Just stood in kitchen, reliving glory days of my cheerleading career. It would seem I no longer have "it." Also possible...I never had "it."

  20. "Kids were skateboarding up and down it. Gandalf the Grey is STILL falling down it. It was a big hole."

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