The funniest version I’ve heard of that: I like my women like I like my coffee, cold and bitter.
CNN says I should let some other guy do my girlfriend. Sorry, but I like my women how I like my coffee.... without some other dude’s dick in it.
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The most disturbingly funny: “I like my women like I like my scotch. 18 years old and room temperature”
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It’s funnier after you’ve had a few of the aforementioned scotches.
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A friend bought me a bottle of Bushmills for my birthday one year. Before he handed it to me he said “I got you a 16 year old for your birthday”
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The only reason they say this is to normalize they're sick friends!
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She makes me laugh
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Gonna keep a closer eye on my coffee after reading this.pic.twitter.com/dgSu1wqSMQ
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Gracias. Twitter usará esto para mejorar tu cronología. DeshacerDeshacer
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HAHAHA
I'm not a jealous kind of chick but I sure as hell am Possessive.
Whats mine is mine. 24 years now so DO NOT TOUCH! 
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You can thank my “Baby Boomer” “Woodstock” generation for normalizing “group” and other disgusting sexual practices.... Their idea of freedom is spelled sex- beyond stupid..just evil- makes everything upside down and morally wrong. But shame a conservative- that’s all good.
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What does this even mean
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It means Deborah doesn't get any cause Deborah is a prude. I get not liking group stuff but God this woman sounds like she's never been out of missionary.
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Yep sounds like it
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