Connor

@EdgarAllanLo

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. kol 2015.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    My (loose) rules are: •No sending links •No photo caption jokes •No topical humor •Avoid formats •No jokes about Twitter

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  2. prije 18 sati

    I think the weirdest things when I'm on the verge of sleep. "Your rosaries always kept them coming back. Knock 'em dead" is a line that sprang into my head. No. There was no context.

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  3. prije 18 sati

    I'm getting into witness protection. That's where I snoop on some bodyguards.

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    prije 21 sat

    I'm feeling a strong urge to "invest in worms." I'll explain. Basically I'm having intrusive thoughts about taking some of my money and putting it behind, and this is all the information I'm getting from myself, "worms."

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  5. 2. velj

    Thinking about getting a wind mill so I can grind this breeze down to a nice meal or flour or whatever wind is milled into.

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    2. velj

    I think the relatively modern compulsion to commodify your spare time and monetise your hobbies is depraved and genuinely destroying a lot of people's brains, but on the other hand I was going to do those things anyway and money can be exchanged for goods and services

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    6. velj 2014.

    "Have you tried... not thinking about skeletons?" my therapist asks. I look at her. I look at the skeleton inside her trying to trick me.

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    2. velj

    [SPEEDRUN VOICE] The first spawn is *so* RNG-dependent on the parent class your character gets assigned, but if everything goes right you can hit the bank early for some developer-intended skips to level-up faster than you’re meant to.

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  9. 1. velj

    All the kids today who rely on their AR apps to guide them through drawing their summoning circles are going to be in for a surprise when a completely contrived situation forces them to call forth a demon without their phone!

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  10. 1. velj

    The pulsing growth on my side really hurts today. I must have slept on it wrong.

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    4. svi 2016.

    Looking back on the final days of man we realise our tipping point was the inauguration of Pope Cybernetic Killing Beast IV.

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    1. velj 2019.

    [me as a realtor] the crawl space is probably full of bones already but you can always add more bones yourself

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    3. srp 2017.

    I draw a ceremonial blade across my palm and chant archaic curses. Blood drips onto a fabric heart. The Build-A-Bear worker seems impressed.

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    If you’re renting, and your landlord has a no pets policy, you can keep bats as long as you pretend to be mad about it.

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. ruj 2018.

    have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.

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  16. 1. velj

    If you say "your cadence makes me think that's a joke but I don't get it" enough, not only do they stop inviting you to meetings, they start asking you not to come.

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    10. kol 2015.

    [very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second

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  18. 28. sij

    All these sci-fi movies featuring cool synthetic drugs should realize that we're not going to invent new drugs; we're going to invent lame new ways of ingesting the same drugs we've always done.

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  19. 26. sij

    How tired am I? Well, I did just take my headphones out right after a song ended and then checked my phone for an issue when the next song didn't start.

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  20. 26. sij

    All spells are just Latin words and ancient Rome was full of the craziest things happening in the middle of conversations.

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  21. 26. sij

    I've been told the prophecy one hundred times, but in the excitement of finally standing face to face with the demoness who will end the world, I completely flub her name and swear eternal fealty to "Pantone Fries"

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