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@Eden_Eats

"STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER" (screenwriter and performer and hella tired)

Los Angeles
دسمبر 2009 کو شامل ہوئے

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  1. 4 گھنٹے پہلے

    Low carb beer is like regular beer except it's pee.

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  2. 7 گھنٹے پہلے

    Really touched by the people that supported me. Even if I don’t get staffed this season, I will do everything to make sure the never ending story that I share with millions of women/men with BRCA and cancer will get told on screen.

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  3. 7 گھنٹے پہلے

    Any sandwich can be a panini if you sit on it.

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  4. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    27 اپریل

    I hope Lizzo gets so famous that when people see me this summer half naked in a pool they think, damn, I didn't know Lizzo was hit by a train

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  5. 11 گھنٹے پہلے

    RIP breakfast burrito 4/29/19-4/29/19 9:31am-9:32am

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  6. 23 گھنٹے پہلے

    Ladies, When someone asks why you're single, tell them you're overqualified.

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  7. 28 اپریل

    It's pretty fuckin ridiculous my grandma hid from the Nazis in 1939 and I have to do it now in 2019.

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  8. 28 اپریل

    Most writers (myself included) don’t like to flaunt ourselves, that’s why we have agents, they’re salespeople. I’m very greatful other writers have stepped up to help sell other writers and I’m happy to share my or anyone else’s work.

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  9. 27 اپریل

    Escalator was broken so I had to physically walk up them like some kind of monk on bell tower duty.

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  10. 27 اپریل

    If you can't handle me at my worst sorry cuz my best is literally the same except I'm not hungry.

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  11. 27 اپریل

    A Netflix genre called "this one is actually a good movie".

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  12. 26 اپریل

    People in their 20s: can you take a picture of me behind this cute wall mural? People in their 30s: can you give me a referral to a good dentist? People in their 40s: can you please kill me?

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  13. 26 اپریل

    *takes a long drag from a cigarette* *points at your boyfriend* Is he a rescue?

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  14. 25 اپریل

    "Let's build a place with the all the depression of an airport bar without having to go to the airport." ~ founder of Outback Steakhouse

    یہ تھریڈ دکھائیں
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  15. 24 اپریل

    Hey you guys! I found some chips in the bag of air I just purchased!

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  16. 24 اپریل

    5 jobs I have had: -therapist for my male coworkers -nurse to my male coworkers -ho -Costco Sample Lady -the person that sits on the hamburgers at McDonalds

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  17. 24 اپریل

    Never imagined I'd be the type of person who'd get up super early in the morning to go to the gym. And I was right.

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  18. 23 اپریل

    About to go to my therapist. You guys need anything?

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  19. 23 اپریل

    Sorry I was late! I ate a Nature Valley granola bar and spent the last 3 months vacuuming crumbs.

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  20. 22 اپریل

    Obama at the 2013 Easter Egg Roll is here to bless your timeline.

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