.@OwenBenjamBits was the creator of this genius video. I would have credited him if I had had any idea. When I first saw and posted it, I thought it was actually South Park.
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This has to be fake.
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Here’s the real videopic.twitter.com/8UjgkyEBDE
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Omg this was real!
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Why no credit to the person you stole this from....Owen Benjamin.
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Twitter isn’t that serious, my dude.
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That dude takes it seriously, he blocked me when I called out that he stole the video and presented it as his own.
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what would we do without video twitter police like you?
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You should credit the creator of this
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Sorry, when I first posted it, I thought South Park actually did this. Would not have posted without your permission if I had known.
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Please tell me there are no more people like this anywhere in the world but in that auditorium. Then, the next time they meet, could someone barricade the doors so they can’t get out?
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Sorry, we cannot legally do that without being sued for operating an unlicensed insane asylum, practicing medicine without a license, or mistreating people with disabilities and unicorns.
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Also kidnapping.
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False! Kidnapping The crime of unlawfully seizing and carrying away a person by force or Fraud, or seizing and detaining a person against his or her will with an intent to carry that person away at a later time. We have no intention of taking them anywhere.

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If I didn't know better, I would have assumed this was a legitimate SP episode. It's getting to the point that you can't even really parody these people anymore.
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Years ago I said "The Vagina Monologues" was parody-proof because no spoof of it could possibly be dumber than the actual thing. But that was a work of fiction. Now it's like we've walked through "The 4th Wall" into a dimension where absurdity is reality.
#ProgressiveBS
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I once chaired Green Party of Los Angeles County Council meeting. Committee head said he’d pass out a report with bullet points before starting. Someone said”Could we not call them bullet points? That’s so violent.”
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WTF? Seriously?
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Yes, I am completely serious. It happened.
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