wearing Patagonia to a casino is a finable offense
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I just became a member of your blog thing and I am lovinggggg 🥹🌸 you are a gem of a human
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u should be able to institutionalize people based on their internet posts
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If I need a knife to eat a caesar salad I’m allowed to burn the restaurant down
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If the internet knew the things i’ve done and stunts i’ve pulled for a guy i only knew for a month y’all would faint
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Falling in love after 3 months sounds genuinely insane to me
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This answered itself
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will i choose peace or will i read about his astrology sign for the next hour
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Someone get this account verified please
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Schools should be teaching math, not pronouns.
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My favorite way to wind down after a long day at work is getting all comfy in my bed and catching up on videos
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(After very methodically, intentionally and almost pain-stakingly curating a circumstance) it’s a sign !
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Trying to act sober while actively taking swigs from the mysterious bev in my water bottle during class
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Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was going though your cabinet
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actually dreaming about ur high school bf once a week is kinda chic. go off queen !
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Golden gai is known for 6-8 person bars. They had a decision to make… limited space availability…I respect their call.
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Someone legit left a baby outside in Golden Gai, Shinjuku, while they went inside and had a pint. I circled this place for like 45 minutes and it was still there when I came back.
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this attorney is soooooo me when I’m crushing
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