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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Shower with a Friend Day, huh? i’m sorry, but nobody else is allowed in my crying chamber but me..
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Sitting with a co-worker and he shows me a picture of a person's body. You can see the chest in a black tank top, muscular arms and blonde hair around the shoulders. "Male or female?" he asks. I say "What difference does it make?"
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
My words are so powerful they upset strangers on a joke app. Do you see how stupid you look.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Yo everything sucks but you know what doesn’t? You. You rule.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
That’s a massive ego you’ve got there... be a shame to miss an opportunity to mention it
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Welcome to a world where simply doing the right thing makes you a hero.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
4yo: we have a weed farm! Lady: Me: weedS in our yard Lady: *rapidly walks away* Me: MY KIDS DON'T GET HIGH 2yo: I get high *jumps*
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
For the 1000th time, my avi is not my face because I don’t want Twitter turning into Facebook. I don’t have an issue with my face. If I trust you, you’ve seen my face. I look like white Shrek. It’s really not that exciting.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
I’m sure I’ll lose followers for this.. fuck it send Tough guys can’t take it when they’re called out for being a womanizer. It’s amazing that women defend a man who sends jerk off videos privately. He claims I’m just siding with others but about a year ago I got a video
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
I’m 45, but I truly feel more like 30 most days Laugh all you want at my green veggie juice, essential oils, and regular feeding on the souls of unsuspecting men as they sleep, but they seem to be working
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Was chatting with someone recently who said it was intimidating to talk to me. Listen, I’m not better than anyone else. I put my whore pants on the same as anyone else: one gloriously fish netted thigh at a time.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
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#bikini#bra or#Cleavage pic sent with a#BikinisForTheCure sign helps get our message out! Please help draw attention to our mission to develop free local programs that teach life saving early detection skills!#BreastCancerAwarenesspic.twitter.com/GxaU1ravNj
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
I’m on the edge of my seat here. Do we owe these people more money? Will I have to do a journal entry? Just another bowel churning day in Finance.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Life is too short to not say all the I love you’s.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
It's not the price of the gift, but the value it holds. Blowjobs are free, and now you've been tolds.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Guys with no job be on tinder trying to match with me. Bro, you’re applying for the wrong job.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Nominate your favorite Tweeter in the following categories: Funniest Inspirational Crudest Saddest Tweet of the Yr Reply Guy/Gal @ < 2K @ > 20K Biggest Stoner Biggest Drunk Worst Mass unfollow Fuckboi Hottest Avi male/female/toon Most missed Twittercide
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
Listen, I have dreams too. Mostly sex dreams, but dreams nonetheless.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
I did everything I had to do at 5 am and now I get to color with toddlers all day and live my best life. Fuck you rat race.
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EatMyD1ck proslijedio/la je Tweet
guys, next time you’re out, buy your woman a chapstick because she probably can’t find the thirteen that she owns and you’ll be a hero.
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