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If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control.
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1/6 was a great day for America, even the sitting President can’t stop the will of the people. It proved our system worked and won’t be stopped.
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"It’s terrible when folks commit these kinds of acts of violence, and I hope they’ll be prosecuted appropriately for doing that. But make no mistake about it, that night America also showed its strength. VP Pence finished the election and we had a peaceful transition of power." twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…
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The current install of solar panels will all be trash in 25 years, all of these panels are equal to 50% of the current global plastic waste! The impending problem isn’t global warming, it’s global non-biodegradable waste.
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Good back and forth in these comments.
In the end, replacing oil and gas with batteries will do little to change our direction. We should focus on cheap energy for the world which is most impactful. That means nuclear and starting now as it takes a decade to build.
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It's official:
No global warming for 8 years and 5 months, per NASA satellite data.
That's no warming despite ~475 billion tons of CO2 emissions.
CO2 warming is the biggest scientific hoax of all time.
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Why are we shutting these down instead of building more again?
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Slovakia’s new nuclear reactor Mochovce 3 is officially connected to the grid! It will provide 13% of the country’s electricity and when the next reactor is finished, Slovakia will have an almost completely decarbonized grid 
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If a CCP surveillance balloon scares you... wait until you hear about TikTok....
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Well now Tesla can bump the Y price back up… twitter.com/wherespaunch/s
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China is trying to spy on my youth football team’s practice
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Congress is just political theater. Republicans themselves approved Ilhan Omar’s election to the Foreign Affairs Committee just yesterday in a unanimous consent on the House floor. In other words, they put her on the committee only so they could pass a resolution to vote her off.
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Stephen Colbert’s entire studio audience is still wearing masks. These people’s brains are broken. And every single one of these smug anti-science losers has gotten four covid shots & thinks @elonmusk buying Twitter will cause disinformation to flourish.
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Goddamn Whatta flex
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Why did this take 3 years when pre-Covid it was already known? I wish it were different but it’s not.
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Massive new peer-reviewed study on mask efficacy, based on 78 randomized control trials with over 600,000 participants, concludes that masks made “little to no difference” in preventing infection with COVID or flu.
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Chat GPT is a cusp event with countless impacts. The platform can execute many of the functions of the white collar, professional degree world. #AI is as big of threat to the professional class as automation was to labor 30 years ago.
Great perspective from . twitter.com/Athan_K/status
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Preventing more drilling only enriches OPEC and the oil companies.
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Shell became the latest oil giant to post a record annual profit last year, joining U.S. peers in surging back from early pandemic losses on soaring energy prices on.wsj.com/3YzpNkv
I'm not claiming that. Last year the World Bank estimated 100's of millions of deaths pending from energy price hikes in the next few years: the numbers vary, but they're very high: worldbank.org/en/topic/agric
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Hurricanes in 2022 were unprecedented — as in 𝘂𝗻𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸
Globally, 2022 had the 2nd weakest hurricanes in the satellite era (1980-2022)
Did you see that reported anywhere?
tropical.atmos.colostate.edu/Realtime/index
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I assume Japan is mass-prescribing surgeries and injections to combat obesity?
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This one still kills me.
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This vehicle has been sold for up to $324,500: insideevs.com/news/596221/gm
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Travis Kelce just ended the Cincinnati mayors entire career.
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Jalen Hurts. You’re America’s last hope to stop this. twitter.com/maayrasaldana/
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Zac Taylor was over this. Amazing the broadcast doesn’t even mention twitter.com/Carl_D_W/statu
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The Chiefs deserved to win that game.
But the officiating in that one was absolutely atrocious. Wrecked a great game. It's time for the NFL implement the SkyJudge, and deploy it aggressively, which is what a great majority of coaches want. You have the technology, guys. Use it.
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How soft is Mahomes for going out of bounds on that last play (I may have missed his over rushing by two yards)? 😂😂😂
Line on Kelce Bowl 3.5 mentions over the Reid Bowl. O/U is 47,000,000.
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.@Chiefs @PatrickMahomes headed to another SB on the guts of this run on a hobbled right ankle #gamer #GunsUp #ChiefsKingdom #BaldysBreakdowns
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Joe Burrow = Connor Shaw
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Philadelphia has learned to make its traffic lights strong enough to hold a capacity of at least 7 people.
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By 2050, with current plans, the quantity of worn-out solar panels—much of it nonrecyclable—will constitute double the tonnage of all of today’s global plastic waste. #GreenEnergy
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Tony Romo on that Bob Barker hair dye system.
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US paid $853 Billion in Interest for $31 Trillion Debt in 2022; More than Defense Budget in 2023.
If the Fed keeps rates at at these levels (or higher) we will be at $1.2 trillion to $1.5 trillion in interest paid on the debt.
The US govt collects about $4.9 trillion in taxes.
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Steve Jobs' widow owns a $66 million Gulfstream jet that burns 500 gallons of jet fuel per hour and sails on a $120 million yacht.
But she's funding activists to make sure you can't own as gas stove.
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We all know how manipulated the narrative’s are out there. But it’s troubling how deep these things go and controlled by only a few people with powerful friends.
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1.THREAD: Twitter Files #15
MOVE OVER, JAYSON BLAIR: TWITTER FILES EXPOSE NEXT GREAT MEDIA FRAUD
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By me... Revealed: how US transition to electric cars threatens environmental havoc theguardian.com/us-news/2023/j
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