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Gambling you'll become legally responsible for a self-destructive blob that becomes a devious pet that soon outwits you. That's what sex is.
Oh, and it acquires your language, becomes focused on anything you don't want it to know, and is yours for life. Night honey. Sweet dreams!
To be clear: Not calling anyone here "honey". That was directed at a hypothetical daughter I don't have, who should've been in bed hours ago
Wait, do you and @HeatherEHeying not have *any* kids?
We definitely have kids. I've lost count. All boys, though. Probably a Trivers-Willard situation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trivers%E2%80%93Willard_hypothesis …
Nerd’s way to explain sex :)
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