You should buy gift shop stocks in September and sell them end of Dec; they're obviously going to spike up for christmas.
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B/cuz this is the only time in history of journalism tht writers confused correlation/causation. Writers don't write titles BTW
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Are you fucking kidding me =(
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to be fair, this has been going on for quite some time
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Sorry, need MOAR clicks, not firing anyone. No one actually pays for high-quality thought-out headlines. SAD!
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Unless the body of the article is “This has nothing to do with the inauguration” or “Because of some *unexpected* news”
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stocks fell today after we failed to sacrifice a goat to ba'al like i wanted. Thanks a lot, Carol.
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