For years I've been trying to find an animated short I saw once, where an Ottoman astrologer builds an aircraft to reach the celestial sphere and manually rearrange the stars to improve the empire's fate.
"The number of lines on your right hand's side, below the pinky, predicts how many true loves you'll have." * Skeptic: Bah! Nonsense! * Rationalist: Sounds falsifiable. Who in this room has already had a lot of true loves? * Munchkin: So if I carve more lines -
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So I won't die as long as I have more lines than true loves I have encountered. I guess I'll have to get bigger hands at some point just in case but this seems a good plan. I just hope people's hands don't start having numbers of lines that encode messages from a future ufai.
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* Normie: foolishness! You only get one true love.
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