EPICparodyEMR

@EPICEMRparody

My goal is to create confusion for doctors. I will not rest until doctors do nothing but click buttons. Eye contact is evil. (Parody)

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2019.

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  2. 4. velj

    We designed the voting system in Iowa.

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  3. 2. velj
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  4. 2. velj
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  5. 2. velj

    Using a pen for charting? What ancient house of horrors do you work at?

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  6. 27. sij
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  7. 27. sij
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  8. 27. sij

    If you could change one thing about the EMR, what would it be?

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    24. sij

    I today’s news my boss called me to say there was a ‘system generated’ complaint because I wrote a miralax order without mixing instructions. Wooooooohoooooooooooooo this is an excellent use of time and resources

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    25. sij

    I call these “chart barnacles” and I try to scrape them off the EMR every goddamn day

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  11. 23. sij

    Epic Systems, one of the largest medical records companies, emailed the chief executives of some of the largest hospitals in the U.S. on Wednesday, urging them to oppose proposed regulation designed to make it easier to share medical information.

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  12. 22. sij

    Our are products a joy to use? Do we make it easy for you to do the right thing?

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  13. 20. sij

    I’ll do whatever I want. What ya gonna do? Call the twitter police on me?

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  14. 20. sij

    If you submit a complaint to our help desk, we will approach it with the thought and care of a Republican Senator during the impeachment hearings.

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    20. sij

    I'm more nuanced in interviews. But bottom line is EMRs separate us from patients, costs us a significant amount of our weekends/vacations, & are more complicated than any product we would chose to use at home. We feel powerless to change anything.

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    16. sij

    My feelings when I remembered today that I was not only covering the EPIC inbox of my co-worker who was on vacation BUT HE was covering for a co-worker who was on maternity leave *Did I mention I’m off site midweek & use a different EMR that can’t work while EPIC is open?

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    16. sij

    This is the most idiotic way to input height/weight in the history of humanity ⁦⁩ geniuses.

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    14. sij

    Tbh we should make premeds come watch us chart, so they can feel the excitement of medicine

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    13. sij

    That rare, in-the-wild sighting of In-Basket at 0. Proof it exists, at least fleetingly - lasted <60 seconds, no joke.

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    13. sij

    From 100 million patient visits, 155,000 doctors, > 400 health systems: Doctors spend > 16 minutes w/ electronic health record per encounter (which is more than time spent w/ the patient, much w/ EHR) From 's

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