Elaina Lafland

@ELafland

Proud to be dual citizen of Canada and America. Married. Loving life in Northern Maine where there are more moose than people and winter lasts seven months.

Joined July 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Dec 2018

    This is the best tweet I've read. I hope he survived...

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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    One day there will be a red MAGA hat in a museum somewhere. An ancient artifact. The tour guide will turn to the group and simply state " If you wore one of these, you were an idiot."

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    i can’t stop watching this

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    is reported to be very upset that is trending Maybe if I gave a fuck I wouldn't tweet but I don't

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    14 hours ago

    Message to Mueller's team. I know you guys are supposedly writing your final report. Just wondering...could you type faster? Things are getting out of hand here.

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    14 hours ago

    "I am happy to go without a paycheck so that President Man-Baby can try to force Congress to make me pay for a useless wall that he promised me Mexico would pay for." - No Government Employee Ever

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    I just put the TV on mute. My ears started bleeding because of the stupid.

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    Watching this Trump presser really drives home the polling about how Fox viewers are less informed than people who watch no news at all. I feel like I'm getting dumber every minute.

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    15 hours ago

    If Republicans don't like the word "motherfucker" they should stop supporting one.

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    You wanna be outraged about a politician dancing, start here.

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    BREAKING: Mike Pence and top Trump appointees to get $10,000 raises as hundreds of thousands of federal workers go without pay in the federal shutdown. RT AND LIKE IF YOU AGREE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

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    17 hours ago
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    Does anyone have any doubt that if Dickface à l’Orange was captain of the Titanic, he would’ve stepped across baby foreheads to stuff his own bloated carcass into a life boat? Didn’t think so.

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    Trump’s wildly Putinesque praise for the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan is the most decisive evidence yet of his total unfitness to serve as Commander in Chief.

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    Hey "Prez", Canadian Guy again! You're a Drone Tech expert too? Wow! Where do you find the time? Boning porn stars, colluding with Russians, money laundering, twitter expert, 6 bankruptcies, screwing contractors, economist extraordinaire. U R Individual #1 Congrats from 🇨🇦👏

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    There is some idiot stamping this on five dollar bills, thinking the Lincoln Memorial is the White House.

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    . if you listen real close you can actually hear your tax returns zipping through the wires into the Ways and Means Committee. Sleep tight.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    This headline seems to suggest its own answer. 1. He’s on Russia’s payroll. 2. Trump is totally ignorant of foreign policy and history. 3. The pee tape is real. 4. He really, really wants a Trump Tower Moscow. 5. All of the above.

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    Jan 3

    Just to prove Trump is lying about getting calls of support for the wall, let's call the White House.

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