the exquisite mouthfeel of DEET

@ELLIOTTCABLE

{PL,Q}T; my gender is carbohydrates & the colour pink. 💝 I wrote Ruby, Node.js, and all of the LISPs; then gave up on Paws. [RESIST]

the region of Unlikeness
twitter.com/chrisjrn/statu…
Joined February 2007
Born in 1989
2,856 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @ELLIOTTCABLE

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @ELLIOTTCABLE

  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 13

    1 reply 3 likes
    Undo
  2. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    Becoming mutuals with a furry

    84 replies 5,123 retweets 18,813 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  3. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    what... what happened in Alberta

    496 replies 6,945 retweets 25,234 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  4. Retweeted
    Aug 17

    RT for good luck ________________________________ || __ __ ____ | AMTRAK ,---\ || |__| |__| | o | | /// |____\ || |____| | ) || ________________|_________________/ _ _ _choo choo lucky Amtrak train_ _ _ _

    343 replies 11,922 retweets 20,709 likes
    Undo
  5. Aug 23

    @RegularDoc <3

    1 like
    Undo
  6. Aug 23

    did Apple contribute to BuckleScript orrrr

    1 like
    Undo
  7. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    Sooo.... are you gonna tell us about the thing in the blinds ooorrrr....🤔

    I accidentally photographed my kitten yawning. 👽
    2 replies 10 retweets 90 likes
    Undo
  8. Aug 22

    penguins are banned from all surfing competitions, according to California law but not because of their innate skill — they just have a tendency to be poor losers

    1 like
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  9. Aug 22

    dolphins are actually technically a kind of elephant

    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  10. Aug 22

    one of every thousand ducks, is born a mammal

    2 replies
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  11. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    ❤️ Chicago is pretty incredible in September. Make your trip a romantic getaway or bring the fam! ❤️ ⭐️ Tickets available here: ✨

    3 retweets 11 likes
    Undo
  12. Aug 22

    kangaroos are the bros of the animal world they use their pouches for evil

    1 reply 1 like
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  13. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Beach.js was a success! 🏖️ – at Pacific Ocean (Encinitas at Moonlight Beach)

    1 reply 4 retweets 11 likes
    Undo
  14. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    Grand unified theory of Bitcoin: Why The Lucky Stiff (disappeared from the internet in 2009, ) is Satoshi Nakamoto (appeared on the Internet in 2009, ).

    25 replies 119 retweets 511 likes
    Undo
  15. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    I AM TOOTH

    824 replies 71,827 retweets 206,053 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  16. Aug 22

    holy shit ancient QR codes,

    To my Iranian friends: Can anyone read and translate the following two panels written in Square Kufic calligraphy. They appear on the walls of Jal Mahal palace in , , central India from the end of the 15th century. Thanks in advance.
    2 retweets 1 like
    Undo
  17. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    I’m not mad Cohen’s bail got set at amount he could afford. I’m mad my clients dont get the same opportunity. Like my destitute client jailed on Rikers for 2.5 weeks, on $20k, while his wife desperately borrowed funds from friends & her church to pay bondsmen $2k to bail him out.

    This Tweet is unavailable.
    10 replies 74 retweets 222 likes
    Undo
  18. Aug 22

    look at dis dedly beast dedly 2 ur heart

    1 retweet 4 likes
    Undo
  19. Aug 21

    BAD MAGIC! BAD MAGIC! 😫

    1 reply 4 likes
    Undo
  20. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    LRT: huh I never thought of oxygen consumption this way

    18 replies 184 retweets 517 likes
    Undo
  21. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    me, age 20: I can't wait until someone else uses my software me, age 30: I will do whatever it takes to prevent other people from using my software

    14 replies 198 retweets 1,359 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo

@ELLIOTTCABLE hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·