Dystopian Opinion

@Dystopinion

Doom and gloom for the hopeful pessimist. DO or DO not, we're all still gonna die.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2014

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  1. 12 hours ago

    The real worry comes when the machines start drinking coffee. They'll demand higher wages to buy it, want breaks to drink it, and want two days off if they have system failure.

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  2. 13 hours ago

    I guess either the carbon tax kicked in, or cap and trade has returned. First rule of : Take credit when things are good, shift blame when they're bad. Right ? you catch when you get fucked over.

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  3. 14 hours ago

    This is patently unfair. The Donald isn't a motherfucker. As soon as his spores leave his mushroom, he's off to a non-mother until a respectful period after the birth of his latest toadstool.

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  4. 22 hours ago

    A suggestion for and : The positioning of the card readers on buses depersonlizes the driver/passenger experience. Metropasses and fare media had us interacting. Now we're eyes down to tap. Move them by the fare box.

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  5. 23 hours ago

    And Hydro One *should* be a crown corporation. Electricity is an essential service in this day and age. However, the shame of it is, the crown is currently an incompetent toddler having a temper tantrum.

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  6. Jan 3

    The reason is so desperate to take over the subway has nothing to do with inaction or superior buying power. His daddy just never got him a model choo choo when he was a wee sociopath. Sr. hated trains so much, he buried the original Eglinton line

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  7. Jan 3

    George could solve our housing crisis. All we have to do is convince him to let to the less fortunate instead of the NDP, who currently live rent free in his head at all times.

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  8. Jan 2

    When alt-right figures are "both sides," running for mayor, running our province, and trying to be PM, while an orange ape sits in the White House, this happens in Europe. It's a serious offence to block a plane. It's not a life sentence.

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  9. Jan 2

    Low gas prices means the commodity market takes a hit, and your big oil donors won't have the bucks to funnel through dummy corporations for your 2020 bid. Or as might put it, closed for business.

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  10. Jan 2

    I get that recent history has shaken faith in democracy, but seriously? Do you honestly believe that a party whose mandate is to push theocracy is going to win an election? I mean, yeah, PCs have their fringe, but how afraid of your shadow are you? Your fear is pathetic.

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  11. Jan 1

    Were those surgically enhanced?

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  12. Jan 1

    Real account locked because tweeted at an MPP who abused his position by calling the OPP on a critic. Yeah, that'll end well. Appealing the suspension rather than starting the countdown clock by just deleting. So much for free speech, a protection from oppressive gov't.

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