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Senate Parmesan doesn't give a F*** 🧀
@DystopianR
Class Traitor. I bring nothing to the table.
Location IrrelevantJoined September 2018

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I dunno, you might want to modernize your crumbling power grid, but hey.. who needs electricity when it snows, amirite?
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Texas is sitting on a historic budget surplus. We owe that surplus to our taxpayers. I want to provide Texans with the largest property tax cut in the history of our state. It’s your money – you deserve to keep it.
Imagine living in a timeline in which people like Jeff Bezos hoard wealth like a bald lizard-man looking dragon and thinking that's something to which we should aspire, while also tweeting this.
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“Jesus was a socialist, man. He broke bread and gave it to everyone.” If Jesus were a socialist, he would have TAKEN everyone’s bread.
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Seigenthaler, Mercer, and Boqvist is the kind of secondary scoring NJD needs to keep winning. OTOH, giving up 2 shortys in one game... eeesh. Anyway, 3-3. Time for the Devils' stars to be stars. Go get that cheddar.
Weird framing here: "reveals" suggests Saban is the arbiter of targeting. I saw it, and didn't think it was. I also saw the hit at the end of the TCU-Michigan game, which seemed worse. Nick Saban reveals massive Georgia-Ohio State referee mistake
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When a hurricane ravaged Houston, Joel shut the doors of his megachurch to the refugees who'd been displaced. Go the extra mile, indeed. You can't stop and rest at Joel's church.
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Do the right thing when it’s hard. Keep a good attitude when people are not treating you right. Go the extra mile when nobody is watching. You may not see anything happening on the outside, but on the inside, God is working. You’re getting prepared to go to new levels.
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Reported for intentionally misleading health info. This didn't happen.
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There are those who say this can’t happen. That one cannot overdose from simply touching or being near #Fentanyl Well, you’re wrong. This drug is extremely dangerous and has taken countless lives. #BeAware #BeSafe foxnews.com/us/florida-cop
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Billionaire miffed that the UK gov't might prevent him from forcing employees into the office, bc control over his employees' lives is why he became a billionaire in the first place. "What does it mean to have power if you can't fuck with your employees?"
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Why not pretend you're a flat-earther, or a qanon zombie? If bringing up easily disproven superstitions is a litmus test for how much bat-shittery some poor guy will have to put up with, go for it all.
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Girls should bring up astrology on a first date. Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.
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