Patrick Kennedy

@Dysiode

I specialize in making less work for you, me, and hopefully everyone in between. Ephesians 4:29

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Dec 2016

    I went to a ramen place tonight and... it was full of asians /storytime

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  2. Jun 3

    UX Pro Tip: Replicate special menu items in your full menu list. I ignore "important" things and searched for "Addresses" way too long

  3. Jun 3

    Just sayin' but my DXRacer RV131 is a comforting escape from the stresses of life. This thing is seriously a lifesaver

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Get to know me The hard way

    1 reply 14 retweets 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Hey guys I'm doing a giveaway of this Wonder Woman sketch! RT to enter, I'll choose a random winner Monday. Ink and Gold foil.

    230 replies 11,740 retweets 16,572 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Holy shit, The Weather Channel is NOT fucking around!

    499 replies 50,137 retweets 94,147 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    I have never seen cars turn around on the freeway!

    2 replies 7 retweets 12 likes
  8. May 30

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  10. Retweeted
    May 21

    Sometimes I fall really behind with my work and get stressed out. Then I take a deep breath, lay down and ketchup

    1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 21

    🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

    6 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 21

    You ever tweet a bunch of dumb stuff about ketchup and regret it later? Well, you know what they say, "Heinz site is 20 20"

    12 replies 4 retweets 52 likes
  13. May 18

    Thanks, for the follow! Love you, ham fam <3

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  14. Retweeted
    May 17

    I wish I could think I can only compute I wish I could sing I can only GIF

    1 reply 9 retweets 25 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 17

    The result of Arts & Crafts

    2 retweets 22 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 12

    天才かよ可愛い

    212 replies 122,419 retweets 236,410 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 8

    Exceptional service

    151 replies 10,792 retweets 18,220 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 3

    🤑 RT THIS THE NEXT 20 SECONDS 🤑 AND YOU WILL GET PAID 🤑 BY SOMEONE IN THE NEXT 20 MONTHS

    3 retweets 9 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 2

    All flesh will compost All gods will be forgotten I will still be here Tweeting like no one is reading

    1 reply 18 retweets 42 likes
  20. May 1

    It's amazing how far we've come (or haven't come) since this talk was given 3 years ago:

  21. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    Africa is much bigger than most people think:

    26 replies 687 retweets 659 likes

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