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@DylanJMSimpson
Now: Taking so many naps. Then: . opinions are mine (but probably correct). Big fan of mountains. he/him/his
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Biden saying the U.S was ‘unbowed and unbroken’ gave me some real House Martell vibes.
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Phil has spoken! He saw his shadow, which means... SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER! ❄️ What are your thoughts on his prediction? We couldn't be more grateful to be celebrating #GroundhogDay yet again with the wonderful people of Punxsutawney and visitors from across the world 🌎💙
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On a Wikipedia page for Anthony Devolder, an alias Santos used repeatedly, Politico reports that Devolder claims to have appeared on the popular Disney Channel series “Hannah Montana,” which ran from 2006 to 2011. apple.news/AooLotuhDTWqHy
A real missed opportunity here by not using Monteserrat
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big news for font freaks: Times New Roman is being phased out at the State Department & replaced by Calibri. Secretary Blinken sent a cable to all embassies today directing staff not to send him any more papers with Times New Roman. Subject: "The Times (New Roman) are a-Changin"
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The House just broke a 100-year record when Kevin McCarthy failed on the 10th ballot in his bid for speaker. In 1923, Speaker Frederick Gillett was reelected on the ninth ballot — meaning that this is now the longest House speaker election since 1859.
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