300+ days, thousands of phone calls made, doors knocked, and volunteers recruited.
This last year I had the privilege of working with some of the hardest working and inspiring people out there. I’m so proud to call everyone on this team family
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Biden saying the U.S was ‘unbowed and unbroken’ gave me some real House Martell vibes.
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Can Chelsea Handler be the permanent Daily Show host? I seriously love her
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"Let’s also pass the bipartisan Equality Act to ensure LGBTQ Americans, especially transgender young people, can live with safety and dignity."
-- President Biden
YES MR. PRESIDENT!!!!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene wearing the skin of a polar bear she killed while standing up and screaming that Biden's a "liar."
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an actual picture of Kevin McCarthy refusing to applaud for a line about seniors now only having to pay $35 a month for insulin
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Kevin looks like he’s dissociating
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thank you :)
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I love Kim Petras
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Torn between The Last of Us and Grammys twitter
"That's no balloon.... it's a space station!"
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Phil has spoken! He saw his shadow, which means...
SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER! 
What are your thoughts on his prediction? We couldn't be more grateful to be celebrating #GroundhogDay yet again with the wonderful people of Punxsutawney and visitors from across the world 
What are your thoughts on his prediction? We couldn't be more grateful to be celebrating #GroundhogDay yet again with the wonderful people of Punxsutawney and visitors from across the world 
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It’s now 10 Degrees. We’ve hit double digits 🤠
Every E in Mercedes is pronounced differently 🧐
nick offerman and murray bartlett walked onto set ready to ruin millions of lives #tlou #TheLastOfUs
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I love to go mountain climbing in Wellesley.
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It’s downright balmy
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TLOU had me teary eyed last nite :’)
Hi, I need 1989 Taylor’s Version. That is all.
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FYI, as of today, John and Hank Green are retiring our sexy M&Ms as well. It just got too controversial.
Instead we're hiring a very large butternut squash to represent our brand.
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On a Wikipedia page for Anthony Devolder, an alias Santos used repeatedly, Politico reports that Devolder claims to have appeared on the popular Disney Channel series “Hannah Montana,” which ran from 2006 to 2011. apple.news/AooLotuhDTWqHy
George Santos revealing he was Hannah Montana this whole time
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BREAKING 
: Rare green comet will pass by Earth for the first time in 50,000 years on February 1
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A real missed opportunity here by not using Monteserrat
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big news for font freaks: Times New Roman is being phased out at the State Department & replaced by Calibri. Secretary Blinken sent a cable to all embassies today directing staff not to send him any more papers with Times New Roman. Subject: "The Times (New Roman) are a-Changin"
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Indeed. McCarthy won the gavel — but gave away the House
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A Speaker indeed. But… “Beat back” is some interesting reporting/framing, given the concessions made. twitter.com/JakeSherman/st…
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The House just broke a 100-year record when Kevin McCarthy failed on the 10th ballot in his bid for speaker.
In 1923, Speaker Frederick Gillett was reelected on the ninth ballot — meaning that this is now the longest House speaker election since 1859.
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Woke up and Kevin had already lost another vote. Good morning :)
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Y'all, this is such a shit show. Welcome to the GOP House.
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I thought this guy was George Santos for a sec twitter.com/pulte/status/1
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Season 3 starting back up tonight.
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After McCarthy loses again on 6th ballot the House is adjourning until 8pm
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It’s an overused term in political coverage, but this split screen may be cause for somersaults in the West Wing.
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