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Dwight K. Schrute
@DwightSchrute_
Regional Manager at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Branch, A.A.R.M., Beet Farmer, Aspiring Freelance Body Guard, Black Belt. Parody - In no way affiliated with NBC.
Scranton, PAJoined October 2011
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Don’t be an idiot.
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the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond gets me every time 😂
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RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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*July 4th, 1776*
England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.
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Well well well, how the turntables...
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still one of the most intense scenes in television history 😤
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take... twitter.com/BleacherReport…
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BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
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RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!
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me after 12 minutes of online shopping:
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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PARKOUR!!!
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The Weeknd was great but nothing will ever top this halftime show
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