dustin Couch

@Dustinkcouch

I agree with all those who oppose me.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. sij 2019.

    the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad

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  2. 26. stu 2019.

    one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered

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  3. 20. stu 2019.

    i should have picked a more believable song for someone to not have heard. if someone told me they never heard Mr. Brightside I would beat them up

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  4. 20. stu 2019.

    murderer: i'm gonna find you me: murderer:🎵 comin out of my cage..🎵 me: murderer: me: (from under the bed) i don't know that song

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  5. 7. stu 2019.

    i watch porn on a low volume in case there are any jumpscares

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  6. 6. stu 2019.

    THIS IS THE LAST DAB. WE CALL IT THE LAST DAB BECAUSE IT'S TRADITION AROUND HERE TO PUT ON A LITTLE EXTRA

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  7. 6. stu 2019.

    is the Hot Ones guy ok

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  8. 21. ruj 2019.

    [books 1-5] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: love your friends. [books 6-7] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: ok so he split his soul into 7 maybe 8 pieces idk yet but they're all in hidden items and also inside of you so you also have to kinda die and

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  9. 13. kol 2019.

    boss: i found your twitter. me: ok boss: some posts were concerning. me: ok boss: specifically the one where your boss says he found your twitter me: ok boss: what does the teeth man say me: idk i ran out of characters on that one boss: please just tell me the teeth man:

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  10. 13. kol 2019.

    please understand that everyone is going through something before being rude to them. that cashier you didn't smile at today? i am going to absolutely fuck him up after his shift

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. sij 2019.

    the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    13. kol 2019.
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  13. 8. kol 2019.

    interviewer: what makes you want to be a firefighter? me: a fire killed my dad interviewer: i'm so sorry me: don't be. i will have my revenge interviewer: you want to kill the fire that killed your father? me: no. i'm not an idiot. interviewer: me: i'm gonna kill its dad

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  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. srp 2019.

    he’s not wrong

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  15. 22. lip 2019.

    me: hey why- librarian: shh me: ʷʰʸ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᶦⁿ ˡᶦᵇʳᵃʳᶦᵉˢ librarian: they'll hear us me: who is they the ghost who lives in the shelves: WHO DARES DISTURB- librarian: SHH the ghost who lives in the shelves: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵈᵒ ᵘ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵐᵉ

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  16. 17. lip 2019.

    me: if you break something then try to put it back together, you might find the pieces don't fit the same customer: can you break this dollar or not man me: i just want her back customer: and i just want change me: u sound just like her

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    I just bought this dumbass shirt someone please help me be less online Cc:

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  18. 9. lip 2019.

    pilot: *over intercom* this is your captain asking who's tryin to fuckin party. no cops co pilot: hell yea let's do it pilot: who the fuck are you co pilot: i'm your co p- pilot: *pushes him out of the plane* no cops

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  19. 4. lip 2019.

    principal: we called your dad me: fuck principal: he didn't answer me: oh nice principal: so we called your grandpa me: but he's been dead for years principal: too bad me: what'd he say principal: grandpa's comin me: what *a chill wind blows* principal: grandpa's comin

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  20. 3. lip 2019.
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  21. 26. svi 2019.

    getting some great feedback today

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