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“you’ll never make it in Hollywood David!”
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Translator: "My work here is done"
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Oh cool, a quaint little fixer-upper has come on the market in my neighborhood. suumo.jp/chukoikkodate/
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Shot... and chaser.
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Fuck sake 😂
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Pour one out
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This Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial is what historians will someday say marked the real end of the cold war and is a masterpiece.
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Parent: The state passed a law requiring schools to accept donated "In God We Trust" posters and display them, so here's one written in Arabic and another with pride colors
School: Wouldn't you know it we, uh, have all the posters we need
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JK Rowling released a new book today about a YouTube animator that gets stabbed to death for making racist and transphobic animations and it is 600 pages longer than Dune
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I remember at a restaurant in Germany when my dad ordered a “dry martini” for my mom, and then a “dry martini” for himself.
The waiter came back with 6 martinis.
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I’ve lived in Japan a long time! Most of my adult life!
And in that time I have uncovered many ancient secrets to living, which I will now share with you 🙏
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Another day, another beach trip. 場所: 親不知パーク前ビーチ（ダイビング）
Morning walk. Jiigatake is somewhere up in those clouds. 場所: Omachi, Nagano
New Peter Gabriel single just dropped. 場所: Itoigawa, Niigata
‼️NORMAN BOOK BAN- A close source tells me an English teacher has already been removed at Norman High for providing students a qr code link to the Brooklyn Library and informing them there are free e-books there. This caused further fallout among other teachers in the district...
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Soba fields on the morning walk. 場所: Omachi, Nagano
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Bailed on Tokyo. Rainy and 19° here. Aahhhhh. 場所: Omachi, Nagano
BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEAN DRANK ATLANTIS AND THE RISE OF THE SONS OF ARYAS THERE WAS AN AGE UNDREAMED OF. AND UNTO THIS CONAN, DESTINED TO WEAR THE JEWELED CROWN OF AQUILONIA UPON A TROUBLED BROW. IT IS I WHO CAN TELL THEE OF HIS SAGA. LET ME TELL YOU OF THE DAYS OF HIGH...
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Herschel tonight: “It’s time that we had leaders in Washington that gonna make the right leader for you. Because we brought people to the table, but all they’ve done at the table is just sit there. They haven’t moved the stick at all.”
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America has finally gotten to the point where even cops are doing mass shootings. 
Hey @DenverPolice , thanks for proving that #ACAB twitter.com/colpeoplespres…
Hey @DenverPolice , thanks for proving that #ACAB twitter.com/colpeoplespres…3
news on the US radio just now about horrific wildfires included a quote from some bozo: "I actually almost considered putting on a mask"
makes sense TBH
Oh great, the "take horse dewormer for all your covid needs" crowd has made it to the Japanese political sphere. Fucking hell.
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Also do I need to get extra batteries for this bad boy? There's a fast 256GB SD card in it but do I need MOAR POWAR or what
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All right action cam people, what sort of grips and clips would you say are most important for a brand new GoPro 10 owner to have in his backpack? (It came with a sticky helmet mount and I bought a floaty grip for it already.)
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Welp this year my birthday falls on the same day as the determining of the winning takarakuji numbers. Been nice knowing all of you impoverished peons; see ya wouldn't want to be ya
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Always loved this Kim Carnes song but I think this guy topped it.
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And Artist of the Year Award goes to...
"Look at all these FBI's"
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Let's have a fun topic and talk about GOLD(!) or more specifically why medieval and fantasy settings which use 'gold' as the main currency are pretty much bonkers.
And also what a more grounded currency system might look like! 1/
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