Mr Basilisk de la Roko, I'd appreciate if you left me dead. Thanks bro, have fun with the rest of us.
(enjoy pic of my cat tho)
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Fun-fact:
All ex-Soviet countries are blacklisted in software from using 5G on all Google Pixel phones. This also correlated with reported VoLTE blacklist.
pixel.withgoogle.com/5G/
With 3G turned off this means that all calls will be made via 2G, making interception trivial.
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Peak 2023 is when you see propaganda bots of both sides arguing with each other 😂
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Hmm, I don't follow them.. How is this in my feed without the "Promoted" badge? 👀
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More tinfoil-hat theories:
There are some carriers that are allowed, but these might provide encryption keys at request.
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Fun-fact:
All ex-Soviet countries are blacklisted in software from using 5G on all Google Pixel phones. This also correlated with reported VoLTE blacklist.
pixel.withgoogle.com/5G/
With 3G turned off this means that all calls will be made via 2G, making interception trivial.
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How many TBs does your home NAS have?
- <5TB35%
- <10TB20%
- <20TB10%
- 20TB+35%
40 votesFinal results
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We are happy to announce we are hosting our first ever Malware Research Contest! Sponsored by our friends at
* Must be novel research
* Applicants can only be from the United States due to anti-gambling and money laundering laws
* First place is a new Macbook Pro ♥️
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How do I explain to my cat that I just put enough food in the bowl for the rest of the day I will be at work and that he should probably not obliterate the mountain of food in < 1ms?
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The relationship with your partner has peaked when all you do is send GIFs to each other over LinkedIn and giggle like little girls at why such feature exists that allows you to send "Good Morning ❤️" GIFs to your manager over LinkedIn.
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Just had to lecture Toast about covering his poop, because the last one stinked up the entire apartment over night.
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You know shit just got real when you are coding something in VS and have the compiled EXE open in IDA on the second monitor.
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Elesh Norn is the perfect subject to show off all the different variants that can be found in #MTGPhyrexia.
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1/n I really hope in 2023 people vote with their wallets and show the corporate heads at that selling sub-par quality product with an obvious intention to make as much money as possible in the short term, while ruining the product long term is not the way to go forwards.
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1/n This leads me to skip sealed products completely and always just get the singles I need, if that. Not to even mention that most boxes of MTG lose value if unopened straight away(?!) and the fact that no version of a card is special. Don't get me started on the print quality.
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1/n After reigniting my passion for MtG at a time when I was no longer a broke 15yo, I used to follow every release, buying a box or two plus singles every quarterly release. Right now I'm overstimulated with all the new releases, versions of cards and vanity products.
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Yeah, in hindsight, with so many rules lawyers, some have to be actual lawyers.
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I always forget that throwing a toy when mr Toast is sitting in my lap will inevitably result in my legs getting skinned alive. 🫠
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My predictions for 2023:
VXUG will share more malware.
More nerds are gonna ask for password.
will code crazy shit in Rust.
Ransomware will ransom.
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Tate getting roasted by Greta so hard he gets arrested was not on my 2022 bingo card.
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Do you also have that 1 song in your playlist that you always skip except for that 1:100 time where it hits just right?
(bonus Toast photo)
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Staff member Toast is unhappy with the current state of affairs. He does not like veterinary offices.
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"We need honest to goodness, American Made Boot Kits"
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A MALWARE SAMPLE
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Is anyone aware of a museum or gallery focusing on internet art? Be it memes or just screams into the void with random liminal backgrounds. I can't believe something like this doesn't exist already.
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