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(2/?) At approximately 3:45 pm EST, our email server was hacked by superspies. And not just regular superspies. We’re talking about the ones with eyepatches and tattoos who say things like “Execute phase one!” while staring out a submarine window (porthole?).

(3/?) anyways, the superspies (who are totally real) sent us a note using cut-up magazine letters and threatened some mean things if we didn’t “give them the goods” ASAP. We were down, but not out.

(4/?) Not knowing what “the goods” even were, we hired Special Agent Dexter Quatro to deliver swift justice upon the superspies and restore our servers to their former glory. Which he did, like, super fast. It was so cool. We wish you could've seen it because it was so boss.