Beer, wine and liquor delivered in under 60 minutes. Also ice and mixers and stuff but mostly those first three. 
#GoodTimesDelivered
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so it's been brought to my attention that we sent out a weird email just now. Luckily, I can explain exactly what happened. (1/?)pic.twitter.com/FgAL37ywiB
(2/?) At approximately 3:45 pm EST, our email server was hacked by superspies. And not just regular superspies. We’re talking about the ones with eyepatches and tattoos who say things like “Execute phase one!” while staring out a submarine window (porthole?).
(3/?) anyways, the superspies (who are totally real) sent us a note using cut-up magazine letters and threatened some mean things if we didn’t “give them the goods” ASAP. We were down, but not out.
(4/?) Not knowing what “the goods” even were, we hired Special Agent Dexter Quatro to deliver swift justice upon the superspies and restore our servers to their former glory. Which he did, like, super fast. It was so cool. We wish you could've seen it because it was so boss.
Anyways, things are back to normal now, so thanks for your tweets and also you can stop sending us tweets about it.
And if you don’t believe that incredibly true story and think we just messed up, well, you're right. Sorry.
PPS I made a recipe for the Lorem Ipsum cocktail because I'm silly like that.pic.twitter.com/aiT7jJ4ZqB
no viral ploy here, just an honest mistake.
We get it. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
That's cute...
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