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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 25

    Parks and Revolution.

    The thing the dystopian novels could never predict was the sudden rebellion of the national park social media managers
    1 retweet 5 likes
  2. 38 minutes ago

    I don't keep up with news via the tv. So I've been pretty much blown sideways by BBC's one sided election reporting these last few weeks.

  3. 2 hours ago

    I can't believe it is over. Octopus Pie is a wonderful comic that everyone should read.

    today's comic is the end. thank you for reading!
  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    GOD BLESS CHRIS HEMSWORTH

    10 replies 1,406 retweets 1,882 likes
  5. 4 hours ago
    Replying to

    A porn search engine liked this immediately and I can only assume it is because of the words "teens" "go through" and now I feel dirty.

    1 like
  6. 4 hours ago

    I go through headphones like teens go through mobile phones.

    1 reply 3 likes
  7. 4 hours ago
    Replying to

    The kick in Wolfman's nards is that neither one of us said anything bad and dating is just a shit system of apps or meeting at a bar.

    1 like
  8. 4 hours ago

    I think 2-4 weeks is enough silence to justify unmatching on ze dating apps. Now to figure out what was said wrong.

    1 reply
  9. 7 hours ago

    I has booked tomorrow's Wonder Woman tickets for me and me ma.

    1 reply 3 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    The tradition of WH staff saying one thing, and Trump completely fucking the narrative continues.

    Sean Spicer: "It's not a travel ban." 1/31/17
  11. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    So, I've got a funny story to tell about this. I knew this guy in undergrad.

    0:20
    Michael Tracey tweeted Maxine Waters "shoved" him. Here's the video. This is what he is calling a shove.
    3 replies 23 retweets 54 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    And people wonder why Brexit is problematic when our people on holiday complain about people not speaking English well.

    The fucking cheek of them, Chris, being all Spanish and living in Madrid and not speaking English well enough to suit you. Bastards.
  13. 9 hours ago

    I remember when my tweets were fun and flirty. Now it's only half that.

  14. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    The BBC won't show this speech so it's up to we the people to spread the message of hope & truth You know what to do

    84 replies 4,269 retweets 3,153 likes
  15. 9 hours ago

    The actual fuck..?

    Theresa May's proposed response to terrorism is, technically speaking, complete and utter nonsense
    1 reply
  16. 22 hours ago

    What the hell did the last generation do with all their dead? Did.. Did they fuck them?

    Not counting the bodies of those dead newspapers and fabric softeners and bar soaps and mediocre restaurant chains
  17. 22 hours ago
    Replying to

    This is still pissing me off. The first thing he thought was "Hey I should remind England my undisclosed ancestors conquered them."

    2 likes
  18. Jun 4

    Chirin's Bell, this story is aimed at kids and fucks you up. So metal.

    this was produced by the same company that does Hello Kitty
    1 like
  19. Jun 4

    Hey Jack, not sure if you know this, but they are prohibited from carrying any weapon into the venue. You know like ANY event.

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race. Nascar fans are all armed. Draw your own conclusions
    1 like
  20. Jun 4
    Replying to

    Also fuck you for using a tragedy to promote your own agenda for violence, which causes unnecessary deaths.

  21. Jun 4

    Anyone saying this wouldn't happen if UK had less gun control, you're wrong. It would have been much worse as more people would have died.

    1 reply 2 likes

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