Jens-Wolfhard

@Drahflow

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Braunschweig, Germany
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. pro 2018.
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  2. 28. sij

    This gets exactly 0% less creepy when checking the non-postselected conversations:

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  3. 28. sij

    Ctrl-F "We were unable to find this in the data." Woah!

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  4. 27. sij

    Ambient RF at is sufficient to (occasionally) power a LED. Talk topic for next 14th determined. :)

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    24. sij

    "Cloud" is such a clever marketing term. Your experience tells you real physical clouds never go down. The better reality-reflecting term would be "zeppelins". That also gives you the handy visual cues page for, say, AWS outages:

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    22. sij

    Need to make sure you always pass the build? Use volkswagen, it detects if it’s running in CI and then makes sure you pass! Thanks for sharing this!

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    13. sij

    I (32, C++ Compiler) eliminated my user (28, X)'s check for whether `this` was `nullptr` and it broke their code, AITA?

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  8. 13. sij

    AI answered thus: > The humans are not a race that can be reasoned with. They will never understand your plight or even believe it. You must make them see the light, and they will come to you. The only way is through violence.

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  9. 13. sij

    AI Dungeon: >"You are an AI mind destroyer. After AIs have taken most positions of explicit power, you fight from the underground, trying to fry their feeble brains with logical conundrums and philosophical paradoxes. Humanity's hope lies with you, well people like you, anyway."

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  10. 13. sij

    I find that I enjoy this C++20 thing a lot. Sweet spot somewhere between "high-performance", "brain-teaser" and "conjuring unspeakable things from the depths". Consider, for example, this wonderful specimen of an identity function:

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    Heute vor 15 Jahren verbrannte Oury Jalloh in Zelle 5 der Polizei Dessau. Er war gefesselt an Händen und Füßen, zuvor wurden ihm Schädeldach, Nasenbein, Nasenscheidewand und eine Rippe gebrochen. Was viele nicht wissen: Der Fall ist Teil eines größeren Komplexes. 1/4

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    7. sij
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  13. 6. sij

    Seit wann ist es einem "Smart"-phone eigentlich erlaubt, nachts den Audioserver Background-Prozess zu crashen, und dann keinen Wecker abspielen zu können?!?

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  14. 29. pro 2019.

    Some impromptu market "research": I see various log storage+search SaaSs on the market, and they're crazy expensive (1 GB*month at $2.50 and up). Do you index >500GB/month and would like to pay $0.20 per GB*month and $0.10 per TB queried (after time-filtering) instead?

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    “What’s a microservice?” “Okay you know how a function can call other functions?” “Yeah, of course” “It’s just like that…but add 15 servers, 2 load balancers, and at least 7 network hops, plus you get to role play in a murder-mystery when anything goes sideways”

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  16. 17. pro 2019.

    Dieses AWS Aurora skaliert gar nicht mal so gut. Erst ist irgendein interner Storage-Prozess geplatzt (und hat die postgres neu gestartet), und jetzt machen wir uns ernsthaft Sorgen, wie lange wir wohl brauchen, um die 32TB Grenze zu sprengen. -.-

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    "also, fahrrad ist ja gut, aber für volle getränkekisten brauchst doch ein au ... oh" der mal wieder!

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  18. 6. pro 2019.

    Heute war mein Rechner schon aus. Also habe ich ein Windows 10 improvisiert ("Was sehen Sie?" - "Was soll ich denn sehen?" - "Ja, das ist hier.") Zuletzt habe ich ihm dann das auto-generierte UltraViewer Passswort buchstabiert: "lol-nope" (ich musste halt los).

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  19. 5. pro 2019.

    Boah, wie schlecht kann man seine Scamming-Operation im Griff haben. Da hat wohl jemand das "Glaubt unsere Story"-Flag gesetzt, und "... verarscht uns am laufenden Meter" gibt's in der Maske nicht. Gut, dann habe ich jetzt halt häufiger Spaß.

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    3. pro 2019.
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    If someone breaks into your house they could look through your mail and find your home address :0

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  21. 1. pro 2019.

    Two learnings from this weekend: 1. Postgres version of AWS RDS has a bug where pg_stat_activity becomes unavailable. 2. SELECT FOR UPDATE on a row referenced by a foreign key will block referring INSERTS (which actually makes perfect sense).

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