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@DragonflyJonez

You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 31

    New Ep. w/ F*ck the NFL, We Out Here Reading *whispers* We’re actually starting a book club. Siddhartha’s up first.

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  2. Aug 10

    (To clarify, my wife isn't from Canada. Grant Hill's wife is. My wife is from VA. She was born to a mother from Petersburg VA and a father from Oakland which is like the blackest union ever. I might as well have married an episode of What's Happening)

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  3. Aug 10

    2x NCAA Champ. Inbounder on the most iconic play in college basketball history. Co-ROY. 7x All Star. Married the most beautiful woman ever from Canada. South Lakes High School. Class of 1990. Virginia's own.

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  4. Aug 7

    ♥️

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 6

    The homie, Daddy Dick Jonez, is on his honeymoon. Book Club Syllabus/Podcast will be pushed back one week.

    ATTENTION members. We are moving the podcast schedule back by a week so our favorite bottle of liquor can enjoy his honeymoon in peace. Email JenkinsAndJonez@gmail.com to sign up if you haven’t already!
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  6. Retweeted
    Aug 5

    I forgot to tell y’all my girl spilled some baked beans on her shirt yesterday. She didn’t understand any joke I made in reference to the situation.

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  7. Aug 5

    My dawg'll probably do it for a braided belt

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  8. Aug 5

    The only request I had was I wanted us to walk in the reception to the instrumental of Pussy Got You Hooked by 3-6. Nigga have you ever heard that shit? Them muthafuckin strings? That shit is wedding reception music. We don't deserve Juicy J and DJ Paul

    65 replies 408 retweets 1,798 likes
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  9. Aug 5

    My wife handled the wedding planning. I didn't burden her with it tho. She knew I was always there for her. Yeah it was a day for both of us but I never lost sight that it was really HER day. Most of my input came down to "Is that what you wanna do?Ok then thats what we gonna do"

    52 replies 153 retweets 1,274 likes
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  10. Aug 5

    Thank y'all so much for all the well wishes and congrats. I love each and every one of y'all and that's not the drugs talking.

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  11. Aug 5

    As for now I'm taking my half hungover ass back to sleep. My lovely wife and I have to catch a 5am flight to Hawaii later for a week filled with a lot of alcohol and a lot of flame roasted pork and I for one am fucking ecstatic

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  12. Aug 5

    Aye man ya boy (me ...I am ya boy) got married yesterday. That shit was a fucking blast. Ya boy (me) is now what the kids call a whole ass husband with a whole ass wife. Please archive this tweet for future reference when allegations surface that I am hiding a family. Thank you.

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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 2

    I told the general manager I was leaving in a week and a half for school and she said they never would have hired me had they known I was going back to NC. And that’s why you didn’t know, sis.

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  14. Aug 4

    I'm DYING at how nothing but white ppl RTed this 😂😂😂😂😂

    "sell-out": (definition) a black conservative winning an argument against a black liberal
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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 4

    Let’s get it kids!! Love you guys

    All smiles 😃
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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 4
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    That motherfucker started a MJ vs Bron argument when the rules CLEARLY state we get that going during preseason football. Just no respect for the laws that govern our nation smh

    3 replies 38 retweets 225 likes
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  17. Aug 4

    Trump is the worst kind of person. He really ignited a MJ vs Bron debate on a Friday night. Even the trolliest of trolls know we save those arguments for Wednesday evenings.

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  18. Aug 4

    Defending Bron's intelligence bc Trump insulted it ❌ Telling Trump to shut the fuck up and eat a bowl of shit ✅

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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 2

    Funniest Shit on twitter is people saying they would let Mike Tyson punch them for money.

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    Dear Bron, I wrote you but you still ain't call me...

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    Love seeing Randy Moss this hype. So happy for the 🐐

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