Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh....

@DragonflyJonez

You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.

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  2. (To clarify, my wife isn't from Canada. Grant Hill's wife is. My wife is from VA. She was born to a mother from Petersburg VA and a father from Oakland which is like the blackest union ever. I might as well have married an episode of What's Happening)

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  3. 2x NCAA Champ. Inbounder on the most iconic play in college basketball history. Co-ROY. 7x All Star. Married the most beautiful woman ever from Canada. South Lakes High School. Class of 1990. Virginia's own.

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  5. Aug 6

    The homie, Daddy Dick Jonez, is on his honeymoon. Book Club Syllabus/Podcast will be pushed back one week.

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  6. Aug 5

    I forgot to tell y’all my girl spilled some baked beans on her shirt yesterday. She didn’t understand any joke I made in reference to the situation.

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  7. My dawg'll probably do it for a braided belt

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  8. The only request I had was I wanted us to walk in the reception to the instrumental of Pussy Got You Hooked by 3-6. Nigga have you ever heard that shit? Them muthafuckin strings? That shit is wedding reception music. We don't deserve Juicy J and DJ Paul

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  9. My wife handled the wedding planning. I didn't burden her with it tho. She knew I was always there for her. Yeah it was a day for both of us but I never lost sight that it was really HER day. Most of my input came down to "Is that what you wanna do?Ok then thats what we gonna do"

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  10. Thank y'all so much for all the well wishes and congrats. I love each and every one of y'all and that's not the drugs talking.

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  11. As for now I'm taking my half hungover ass back to sleep. My lovely wife and I have to catch a 5am flight to Hawaii later for a week filled with a lot of alcohol and a lot of flame roasted pork and I for one am fucking ecstatic

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  12. Aye man ya boy (me ...I am ya boy) got married yesterday. That shit was a fucking blast. Ya boy (me) is now what the kids call a whole ass husband with a whole ass wife. Please archive this tweet for future reference when allegations surface that I am hiding a family. Thank you.

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  13. Aug 2

    I told the general manager I was leaving in a week and a half for school and she said they never would have hired me had they known I was going back to NC. And that’s why you didn’t know, sis.

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  14. I'm DYING at how nothing but white ppl RTed this 😂😂😂😂😂

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  15. Aug 4
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  16. Aug 4
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    That motherfucker started a MJ vs Bron argument when the rules CLEARLY state we get that going during preseason football. Just no respect for the laws that govern our nation smh

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  17. Trump is the worst kind of person. He really ignited a MJ vs Bron debate on a Friday night. Even the trolliest of trolls know we save those arguments for Wednesday evenings.

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  18. Defending Bron's intelligence bc Trump insulted it ❌ Telling Trump to shut the fuck up and eat a bowl of shit ✅

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  19. Aug 2

    Funniest Shit on twitter is people saying they would let Mike Tyson punch them for money.

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  20. Aug 3

    Dear Bron, I wrote you but you still ain't call me...

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  21. Aug 3

    Love seeing Randy Moss this hype. So happy for the 🐐

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