Depressed Med Student

@DrTobiasFunky

SATIRE // Just looking for a hospital to cry in

Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2019.

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  1. Please someone start me on an IV caffeine drip

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  2. When I confront my professor about a question on a test that he specifically said we would not get tested on

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  3. In the argument between having mandatory vs non-mandatory lectures I think that- okay now that the non meds stopped reading can someone please explain renal physiology I am so lost? What the hell is a glomerulus?

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    Hey! I know that! Neurofibromatosis type 2. Tumours of Schwann cells.

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  5. 2. velj

    Oh you use UWorld on your $1000 laptops? Amateurs

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  6. 2. velj

    The library door swings open 12 fully trained swat officers rush to me They pin me down and handcuff me “Bogey secure” the leader says into his radio They knock me out and cover my face with a dark bag They carry me away

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    Guys. She came home today. Maggie is just the best thing ever on earth.

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  8. 1. velj

    During our commencement speech they said what a privilege it was for us to be able to study medicine, and I think about that moment now as I drink Ensure as meal replacement while my non-med friends are out having fun.

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  9. 1. velj

    I sit at the empty library at 10:17pm finishing a uworld block I wipe the tears from my eyes and go to skip the question My fingers slip and I accidentally press screenshot A flash of light The webcam turns on Inaudible sounds come from my speakers In the distance sirens

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  10. 1. velj

    I want to clarify that I respect his research and admire his dedication to furthering the complicated field of neurology. But damnit, could he not have numbered the areas in a more organized manner?

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    Some things people may not know about Brodmann: -Brilliant neurologist -German -Could not count -Ate mayonnaise with a spoon like right from the jar didn’t even chase it with anything, nope straight from the jar most likely at room temperature

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  12. 1. velj

    Okay realistically, it will probably show up on the inhouse test, so I will glance over it

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  13. 1. velj

    When my professors have slides about their research

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    For real. Fuck that mess. Residents get paid about as much as I do now to work easily twice as many hours in extremely high skill work that lives literally depend on.

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    31. sij

    Stressing over anything? Need a boost or smile? Thor sends you some love & thinks you’re awesome.

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  16. 31. sij

    I just have to believe that there is someone working in a dimly lit room in the basement of a publishing company whose sole job is to piss off residents and medical students

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  17. 31. sij

    Med School admins 5 minutes before making big decisions which will negatively impact the students

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  18. 31. sij
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  19. 31. sij

    I identify as a reverse gunner

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  20. 31. sij

    Cells under stress be like “Alexa release the cytochromes”

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