Dr. Steve Brule

@DrSteveBrule16

Proud Possessor Of A Doctorate in Rules Del Brule.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2019.

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    politics is a journy

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  3. 2. velj

    If you have medical debt you should declare Chapter 7 bankruptcy, fake your death and buy shit tons of high end electronics. But not necessarily in that order.

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  4. 2. velj

    Just finalized my state by state general election predictions for 2020. My advice is to start stockpiling razors and jerky because it looks like there's going to be another civil war, folks! This one will be a lot less Union vs. Confederacy and a lot more Bad Boy vs. Death Row.

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  5. 1. velj

    I wonder if this will go viral...

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  6. 31. sij

    I broke both legs yesterday while hiking. I had to get air lifted out of the state park. The chopper pilot was an amateur. I vomited all over myself while getting lifted. It stunk so bad that they refused to unzip the lift bag until we got to the hospital. Thinking about suing.🤔

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  7. 30. sij

    My peace plan proposal:

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  8. 30. sij

    I've been having a border dispute with my duplex neighbors for a few months now. After reading a total of 25 books over the course of my life, my wife and I have put forth a two state solution including an 80 page proposal (manifesto) and a map. The red shading is my territory.

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  9. 30. sij

    The 01-29-20 episode of tore Mike Plumpeo's failed runs in the Trump Administration to pieces. It's nice to see a little bit of pushback for how treated . NPR was on his ass like...

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  10. 30. sij

    It's a sad day for anyone who cares about Monarch Butterfly conservation. Homero Gómez Gozález has been found dead in Mexico. A tip for authorities: If this is anything like Grizzly Man Timothy Treadwell then I'd start looking for suspects by cutting open some butterfly tummies.

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  12. 29. sij

    Addendum: $4836.86- ER visit, projected cost of ear reattachment and follow up plastic surgery. It turns out solvent is bad for your skin and Gorilla Glue is stronger than ear meat. $6353.79 Total. Don't worry, fam, I'll post some more once I've healed a bit.

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  13. 29. sij

    You decrepit old fool! FFS! Are you seriously having a Twitter conversation with yourself?

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  14. 29. sij

    Addendum: $36.65- Military grade solvent. Make sure you let Gorilla Glue dry for 24 hours as it does expand and foam up. $1516.93 Total P.s. I'm getting worried because the candy penis's are melting and the dick juice is seeping into my ear canal.

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  15. 29. sij

    I wasn't sure if my wife would be joining me on my journey to reach my fitness goals but she seems to use this thing way more than me. She's up to about four workout sessions a day.

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  16. 29. sij

    Just bought this slightly used off of Craigslist for $2200 (savings of $200). It provides an amazing workout. I'm super sore this morning.

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  17. 29. sij

    I wasn't sure if my wife would be joining me on my journey to reach my fitness goals but she seems to use this thing way more than me. Way more.

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  18. 29. sij

    Addendum: $1,470- ER visit to remove candy penis's from your ears because the candy gets sticky at body temperature and Elmers apparently wasn't made to bond foam and candy. Lesson learned. Going to use Gorilla Glue next time. $1480.28 Total

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  19. 29. sij

    Here's a cheap and easy for those that can't get off without a little bit of ear play. $.03-Couple of dabs of Elmers glue. $5.00- Box of old walkman headphones from fleamarket. $5.25-100 pc bag of penis shaped candies from Amazon. $10.28 Total

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  20. 27. sij

    I've been reading a lot of news about The Royal Family on Twitter. I'm beginning to develop a Cockney accent.

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